My Manifesto...so far

Massive respect to those that have stepped up to the plate even more in these awful times

Downside we still have the unworthy.

To these ends I am standing for election

Some policies may not suit everyone's taste but a firm hand on the rudder needed.

1) Large pay rises for all NHS staff, carers and support workers
2) Benefits to be paid in vouchers for food, clothes and essentials NOT cash
3) A similar 3 strike rule as the US towards crime and disorder
4) Increasing law enforcement officers to be visible to the law abiding.
5) Extra financial help for the elderly. None should be alone, cold or hungry
6) The compulsory wearing of sombreros on Wednesday's

Add please...

Without wishing the campaign any ill, you could end up in Supamax for not wearing a sombrero.. where’s the fun in that??

7) Cheap law advice unlike what we have now where Justice is for everyone just like the Ritz Hotel is.
8) Police authorities to treat every occasion equal, preferable being a bit more friendly, unlike the segretion us football fans experience.
9) The elderly to be excluded from community taxes like council tax if they have been working all their lives.
10) Bring back the Home Internationals.

Rumpo,

After two chats, I'm sure even the most ardent objector would don the party's headwear

I understand.. you can be very persuasive..