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Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:05 pm

What do you do when you've just found out your misses cheated on you :?:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:06 pm

Dafydd wrote:What do you do when you've just found out your misses cheated on you :?:


Post on a Cardiff City message board to work out who it was?

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:06 pm

Just assume it was John Terry or Glenn Loovens.

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:09 pm

Dafydd wrote:What do you do when you've just found out your misses cheated on you :?:


Depends what happened mate. How's the dog that was ill getting on. :ayatollah:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:11 pm

Get down the GUM

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:24 pm

Find out who the guy was.and buy the fucker a pint :shock:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:29 pm

Knife the c**t! If the chap she cheated with knows she's your mrs. then serve him up to :x

Or you could just let it go........

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:31 pm

01443casual wrote:Knife the c**t! If the chap she cheated with knows she's your mrs. then serve him up to :x

Or you could just let it go........

There aint no bitch alive worth doing time for

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:38 pm

The Douce wrote:Get down the GUM


Good advice! :ayatollah:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:39 pm

tell her you forgive her, then plan a night in, tie the bitch up, get the socket wrench on her knee caps, then out fags on her face, then get the pliers out and and rip her finger fails off, then punch f**k out of her untill she bleeds :ayatollah: and with the recent rainfall you could dump her body in the taff , with the flood gates open down the bay she'll be down by devon by the next day

then chill and relax knowing you taught the bitch a lesson :ayatollah:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:40 pm

Just cry in the corner for a good fortnight

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:42 pm

go and shag someone she knows, or even better shag her sister or mother :D it always works :lol:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:43 pm

TREV wrote:tell her you forgive her, then plan a night in, tie the bitch up, get the socket wrench on her knee caps, then out fags on her face, then get the pliers out and and rip her finger fails off, then punch f**k out of her untill she bleeds :ayatollah: and with the recent rainfall you could dump her body in the taff , with the flood gates open down the bay she'll be down by devon by the next day

then chill and relax knowing you taught the bitch a lesson :ayatollah:

so basically don't cheat on you

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:45 pm

f**k and chuck her!

bluebirds

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:45 pm

TREV wrote:tell her you forgive her, then plan a night in, tie the bitch up, get the socket wrench on her knee caps, then out fags on her face, then get the pliers out and and rip her finger fails off, then punch f**k out of her untill she bleeds :ayatollah: and with the recent rainfall you could dump her body in the taff , with the flood gates open down the bay she'll be down by devon by the next day

then chill and relax knowing you taught the bitch a lesson :ayatollah:

I really shouldn't laugh at this :lol:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:46 pm

Proceed to fetal position

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:46 pm

Billy Hunt. wrote:
TREV wrote:tell her you forgive her, then plan a night in, tie the bitch up, get the socket wrench on her knee caps, then out fags on her face, then get the pliers out and and rip her finger fails off, then punch f**k out of her untill she bleeds :ayatollah: and with the recent rainfall you could dump her body in the taff , with the flood gates open down the bay she'll be down by devon by the next day

then chill and relax knowing you taught the bitch a lesson :ayatollah:

I really shouldn't laugh at this :lol:
but he is right :lol:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:48 pm

i always know best :ayatollah:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:48 pm

TREV wrote:i always know best :ayatollah:
we know :ayatollah:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:52 pm

get the lynx and lighters out :ayatollah:

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:44 pm

TREV wrote:tell her you forgive her, then plan a night in, tie the bitch up, get the socket wrench on her knee caps, then out fags on her face, then get the pliers out and and rip her finger fails off, then punch f**k out of her untill she bleeds :ayatollah: and with the recent rainfall you could dump her body in the taff , with the flood gates open down the bay she'll be down by devon by the next day

then chill and relax knowing you taught the bitch a lesson :ayatollah:


f**k me that is possible the best advice I've been given :)

Re: Soo....

Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:50 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:go and shag someone she knows, or even better shag her sister or mother :D it always works :lol:

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :D :D