Just literally popped into my head...
To the tune of Halleluja
He came from Reading straight down the M4
And found just what he was looking for
A set of fans who would really adore Bacuna
Oh Bacuna, Leandro Bacuna, Oh Bacuna Leandro Bac oooh ooooh oooh Naahh
You get the idea. Also as a plus if he's having a shit game we could switch adore to endure in the third line