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International mans day today

Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:24 pm

Ooooooh,i was so excited that I thought go on,be naughty,so I gave up my seat on the packed train to a 90 year old woman laden with shopping bags,then I opened the door to a female midget who couldn’t reach,then I reached my pinnacle and wolf whistled to an attractive young lady whilst i was on the building site,it felt so naughty that I hope the police don’t cancel their dancing at the parade and come looking for me !

Re: International mans day today

Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:03 pm

Ninianman wrote:Ooooooh,i was so excited that I thought go on,be naughty,so I gave up my seat on the packed train to a 90 year old woman laden with shopping bags,then I opened the door to a female midget who couldn’t reach,then I reached my pinnacle and wolf whistled to an attractive young lady whilst i was on the building site,it felt so naughty that I hope the police don’t cancel their dancing at the parade and come looking for me !




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defo worth a shot mate... good idea though to keep all this really funny material back for the audition.

Re: International mans day today

Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:12 pm

dogfound wrote:
Ninianman wrote:Ooooooh,i was so excited that I thought go on,be naughty,so I gave up my seat on the packed train to a 90 year old woman laden with shopping bags,then I opened the door to a female midget who couldn’t reach,then I reached my pinnacle and wolf whistled to an attractive young lady whilst i was on the building site,it felt so naughty that I hope the police don’t cancel their dancing at the parade and come looking for me !




https://xfactor2020auditions.com/x-fact ... tails.html

defo worth a shot mate... good idea though to keep all this really funny material back for the audition.


yeah this had be in pure stitches. real laugh a minute stuff...original too!

Re: International mans day today

Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:52 pm

Ninianman wrote:Ooooooh,i was so excited that I thought go on,be naughty,so I gave up my seat on the packed train to a 90 year old woman laden with shopping bags,then I opened the door to a female midget who couldn’t reach,then I reached my pinnacle and wolf whistled to an attractive young lady whilst i was on the building site,it felt so naughty that I hope the police don’t cancel their dancing at the parade and come looking for me !


Lol