Nurse nurse please help me

Ive been sedated for 48 hours and the orderly has just told me the news,first he said i have good and bad news for you,bad news we amputated your good leg,good news your bad leg is getting better.
Oh is that all,for a minute I thought you were going to say Neil Harris is the new Cardiff manager !!!

Oh look, tumbleweed.

Ive been sedated for 48 hours and the orderly has just told me the news,first he said i have good and bad news for you,bad news we amputated your good leg,good news your bad leg is getting better.
Oh is that all,for a minute I thought you were going to say Neil Harris is the new Cardiff manager !!!

the old ones are only the best ones if they were funny when they were original.