Advice on what to say to a Jack (sensible answers please)

Currently on hols and this guy and his missus has been near us in pool and clearly noticed my ccfc tattoo as he disappeared for a few minutes and, I kid you not, reappeared in a Swansea shirt and shorts and plonked himself on s sunbed next to us.
I did / said nowt but just had lunch and he came in and sat adjacent to us and as he left he said in a loud voice “Come on the Swans”then proceeded to ‘swim’ past our table.
I’ve said to my missus that I’m not gonna stoop so low as to engage in any way with him but it’s getting difficult.
A bit of fun but Any serious advice

Currently on hols and this guy and his missus has been near us in pool and clearly noticed my ccfc tattoo as he disappeared for a few minutes and, I kid you not, reappeared in a Swansea shirt and shorts and plonked himself on s sunbed next to us.
I did / said nowt but just had lunch and he came in and sat adjacent to us and as he left he said in a loud voice “Come on the Swans”then proceeded to ‘swim’ past our table.
I’ve said to my missus that I’m not gonna stoop so low as to engage in any way with him but it’s getting difficult.
A bit of fun but Any serious advice

How about just having a normal football conversation with him along the lines of "What does he feel about new manager?. What does he think of the owners. Will sale of McBurnie be a big loss to them?""If he engages in normal conversation - great. If he is a moron and gets into I hate Cardiff mode just ignore him for the rest of the holiday. My guess is he is just looking for a conversation.

Fair play to you for keeping your cool. They way your acting is probably the best thing to do, his own missus probably realises how pathetic he is. I think I would have checked to see how long he could hold his breath for, as he was making those remarks swimming passed.

Fair play to you for keeping your cool. They way your acting is probably the best thing to do, his own missus probably realises how pathetic he is. I think I would have checked to see how long he could hold his breath for, as he was making those remarks swimming passed.

My missus is suing exactly the same. Tbh if he was just there with kit on I would ask him about thoughts for the season etc but the antics at lunch made me think he’s a bit of a pri@k really.

Last year on holidays (we just got promoted the jacks get relegated)
Well seen this guy at the pool in a jack shirt,so I draped my CCFC towel over the sun bed. All good he got up left the pool,never seen him again all through the holiday. No idea why ???

Last year on holidays (we just got promoted the jacks get relegated)
Well seen this guy at the pool in a jack shirt,so I draped my CCFC towel over the sun bed. All good he got up left the pool,never seen him again all through the holiday. No idea why ???

Nice one.

just ignore him, he's looking for a reaction, it's what he wants

Currently on hols and this guy and his missus has been near us in pool and clearly noticed my ccfc tattoo as he disappeared for a few minutes and, I kid you not, reappeared in a Swansea shirt and shorts and plonked himself on s sunbed next to us.
I did / said nowt but just had lunch and he came in and sat adjacent to us and as he left he said in a loud voice “Come on the Swans”then proceeded to ‘swim’ past our table.
I’ve said to my missus that I’m not gonna stoop so low as to engage in any way with him but it’s getting difficult.
A bit of fun but Any serious advice

How about just having a normal football conversation with him along the lines of "What does he feel about new manager?. What does he think of the owners. Will sale of McBurnie be a big loss to them?""If he engages in normal conversation - great. If he is a moron and gets into I hate Cardiff mode just ignore him for the rest of the holiday. My guess is he is just looking for a conversation.

If all fails and the inbred just keeps on, you could ask him, politely, if his pals enjoyed the excursion they took along Cowbridge Road, viewed by many, or if Tooze etc are working on their next book of fantasy? Either way, I am sure the jack and his wife/sister/mother aunty are relieved to be away from the rat infested caravan park. Enjoy yourself and dont let the inbred six fingered peg seller ruin your holiday

Friendly banter is best. I love bumping into them on holiday. Can make the holiday

id ignore him ,itll make him look a bigger tit...we had some on our holiday in majorca a few weeks back i stayed away from them

Currently on hols and this guy and his missus has been near us in pool and clearly noticed my ccfc tattoo as he disappeared for a few minutes and, I kid you not, reappeared in a Swansea shirt and shorts and plonked himself on s sunbed next to us.
I did / said nowt but just had lunch and he came in and sat adjacent to us and as he left he said in a loud voice “Come on the Swans”then proceeded to ‘swim’ past our table.
I’ve said to my missus that I’m not gonna stoop so low as to engage in any way with him but it’s getting difficult.
A bit of fun but Any serious advice

Go to the notice board borrow a few drawing pins and drop them around his bed and laugh when he's dancing around after stepping on them

Ask him why he is not at treco bay...
no seriously, ignore him, however, if he carries on just say why ask say that it is true that they are obsessed by their capital club.

If he’s around the pool, have you counted how many toes he has? Always check for the signs of inbreeding.

Just point at his mrs an say what’s your sisters name.

Ask him why he is not at treco bay...
no seriously, ignore him, however, if he carries on just say why ask say that it is true that they are obsessed by their capital club.

This is the advice I’ll take. Ta lads.
He’s just put his kit back on and sat by us by pool bar. Just turned back on him and he’s talking loudly about Van Der Hoorn blah blah blah

Just wait till he's having a meal with his family and hit him over the head with a gravy boat then jump on the table doing the ayatolla.

Oh, and film it!

Just point at his mrs an say what’s your sisters name.

Hahahaha yes this is perfect.

Go to nearest building merchants buy a brick and go back to hotel and when the tw*t is getting in pool lob the brick at the fucker and hopefully the prick will drown the disrespectful tw*t. Can't stand people like that I know a few jacks but would never be that childish grow up the prick wants to or drop dead

Currently on hols and this guy and his missus has been near us in pool and clearly noticed my ccfc tattoo as he disappeared for a few minutes and, I kid you not, reappeared in a Swansea shirt and shorts and plonked himself on s sunbed next to us.
I did / said nowt but just had lunch and he came in and sat adjacent to us and as he left he said in a loud voice “Come on the Swans”then proceeded to ‘swim’ past our table.
I’ve said to my missus that I’m not gonna stoop so low as to engage in any way with him but it’s getting difficult.
A bit of fun but Any serious advice

Start talking about hedge funds, what they do and having a trust with proper fans like Jenkins in board. Never sell out, never.
If he really starts to piss you off ask him if the jacks are so all that, why did they chose to not follow wales away during the 90,s, 00’s etc....in fact they only appeared, sort of, when every man and his dog went to France for the euros.....

just ignore him, he's looking for a reaction, it's what he wants

Just a thought, putting on shorts and a top together on holiday and desperately trying to get any Cardiff attention, bit odd, he might have social issues....

Take no notice chum , they’re the ones with the chip and an inferiority complex .
After all we get everything and are the capital club .

Don’t use the pool again he’s using it as his annual Bath .

say it loud.....OOH WATCH OUT LOVE, (TO YOUR MISSUS) THEY GOT PEG SELLERS ROUND HERE

OOH I WONDER WHERE HIS CARAVAN IS....

excuse me but i couldn't help notice you actually have 4 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand ? i just assumed you'd all have 6 or 7, you know, because of the inbred thing..

or, ask his partner, are you and your brother enjoying your holiday ?, if she says hes my partner, partner, brother sister, same thing in swansea eh, and wink

Just ask him if he has won the lottery? If he says no then say you must be friends with Huw Jenkins then? As how else could you afford to stay here? That should start things off on the correct footing

Just stick the head on the JB. that's the only way they learn.

hope there’s no jacks reading this how embarrassing

hope there’s no jacks reading this how embarrassing

Just point at his mrs an say what’s your sisters name.

No-one will better this

Smile and do the ayatollah

Just point at his mrs an say what’s your sisters name.

No-one will better this

But then push him in the pool and watch him "swim away"

Put a cap or pot by his sun bed and chuck in a couple of euros .