WHAT RHYMES WITH GLATZEL?

Go on then somebody sort that f..k.r to sing in the canton.

Go on then somebody sort that f..k.r to sing in the canton.

Let's all do the glatzel la la la.. .... and just start jumping up down

PEMBROKE ALLAN

good start buddy
Lets all do the glatzel
Lets all do the glatzel
La la la la.
La la la la.

Oh Glatzz the way,
Aha aha I like it
Aha aha
Glatzz the way
Aha aha I like it.

His name is Glatzel
He loves a Pretzel
And when he gets the fecking ball
He scores a fecking goal

repeat (Barry Manilow shit song)

BLUEBINE

Her name was lola she was a slapper
Barry manillow song

PRATZEL!

tw*t BELL

BLUEBINE

Her name was lola she was a slapper
Barry manillow song

Yes that terrible song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=591d-XV5rEo

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Bobby Glatzel
Our German that will
Score with so much skill
You'll think he's from Brazil

Kids in his cellar,
He shags his kids in his cellar.....

Oh...., wrong one,that was Fritzl

Oh Glatzel, oh ay oh
Oh Glatzel oh ay oh
He played for Heidenheim
His name has got no rhyme

Kids in his cellar,
He shags his kids in his cellar.....

Oh...., wrong one,that was Fritzl

6 ft 4 he's a swine
He's our German number 9
La, la, la la, la la la, la la

Ja Ja Ja JaJaJa Ja Ja Ja Glatzel (to the tune of Hey Jude)

Kids in his cellar,
He shags his kids in his cellar.....

Oh...., wrong one,that was Fritzl

His name is Glatzel
not f*cking fritzel
his kids are doing fine
because he's our number nine
he's our big and German swine
he facking loves the wine
la la la la

Repeat -

Time for a break i think

His name is Robert Glatzel
He comes from Heidenheim
He signed for the mighty Bluebirds
Now hes Cardiff`s number 9

Sir Neil said hes magic
He`s better than fantastic
So when he scores a goal
We all do the Glatzel
We all do the Glatzel
lalalalalala

To the tune of Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi song.

“He is a big German, I’ll follow him until he loves me,
Robert... Robert Glazil!”

Well done lads fair doo's
Lets hope the team can rise to the challenge as much as the fan's
Let' s all do the glatzel
Saturday then.

His name is Robert Glatzel
Man bags are for wankers!
He much prefers his satchel!

Perfect rhyming eh gents!??

His name is Glatzel
He'll score a hatful
On our way to the premier league

The Jack's will hate him
Cos Warnock rates him
And he'll take us to the premier league

Oi oi oi

“6 foot 4, hard as ****,
We’ve got Glatzel and we’re going up!”

https://youtu.be/3vmycXNgnhU

Got him from Heidenheim,
City’s new number nine
Hard as f**k , he’s 6 foot 4
Gretzel is gonna scoreeeeee
Du du du du du CCFC

Why not one for gav whyte as well?

Gavin Whyte is magic he wears a magic hat

And when he sees a lamppost he says he’ll fancy that

He’ll be there day and night with them magic feet

And when we win the championship we’ll be wanking on the street

Robert-Nesta Glaztel,
Robert-Nesta Glaztel,
Robert-Nesta Glaztel scores again.

https://youtu.be/ZH6J4xIs-sQ

We have a German striker
His name is Gatzel
And when he gets the ball
he runs like f*cking hell.
He's going to f*cking meg you,
and beat you in the air
He's six foot four and scarey
You'll have a f*cking mare.

A tricky name to rhyme! But ere's a possible song for him.
Do you remember the Royal Gurdsman with Snoopy v the Red Barron

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=sn ... ORM=VRDGAR

What about.......

10 20 30 40 50 or more
Who knows how many goals Glatzel will score
He is on a goalscoring spree
Our f@cking big bluebird from Germany

Repeat

LENGEE

tidy that would just change f.ck.ng for "giant"

Agreed... Giant is better

Rob Glatzel whoooah
Rob Glatzel whoooah
He comes from Germany
He's more than 6 ft 3