NEWS FLASH swansea city big name signings

in responce to ccfc new signing the townhill times has just announced leighton james, dudley lewis and tommy hutchinson have all signed for the jacks. it is thought leighton james wages may top 15 quid a week. swans chaiman huw jenkins said " our scout searched high and low for leighton but we found him lying in his own piss outside clase social". mr jenkins added "these new signings prove scfc are just as big as the club from our capital mush"

in responce to ccfc new signing the townhill times has just announced leighton james, dudley lewis and tommy hutchinson have all signed for the jacks. it is thought leighton james wages may top 15 quid a week. swans chaiman huw jenkins said " our scout searched high and low for leighton but we found him lying in his own piss outside clase social". mr jenkins added "these new signings prove scfc are just as big as the club from our capital mush"

funny , just choked on my can of carlberg!! i was enjoying that aswell!!

nice one boss!

i cant beleive that, leighton james wouldnt give up his lollipop man job for a shit team