Anyone not going to Bournemouth....

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

...or just give 2x ‘qualifying’ fan numbers and I can sort out a ‘drink’ for you.
Yours hopefully

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Here we go...again!

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Not many people are like you and willing to suck dick to watch a football match to be honest

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Not many people are like you and willing to suck dick to watch a football match to be honest

I’m desperate to go but not that desperate thanks.

Plainmoor on friday was the first time in years i have seen someone taking tickets on a gate.
Most are now automated , i suppose you could try bribing the gate itself with some WD40

Just seen on their official web page that all home tickets have been issued so bang goes trying to get in the home section. I even tried hospitality at £175 but that was sold out. Gutted.

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Not many people are like you and willing to suck dick to watch a football match to be honest

I’m desperate to go but not that desperate thanks.

I don't think that was aimed at you, mate...

Struggling at my end to obtain and resigned to watching it on TV (via the usual sources)

Hope you succeed though; a great venue (Bournemouth) and game to be at!

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Not many people are like you and willing to suck dick to watch a football match to be honest

I’m desperate to go but not that desperate thanks.

I don't think that was aimed at you, mate...

Struggling at my end to obtain and resigned to watching it on TV (via the usual sources)

I know that, Chris. My reply was to the guy suggesting that I try it.
Out of interest, what TV sources do you mean?

Hope you succeed though; a great venue (Bournemouth) and game to be at!

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Not many people are like you and willing to suck dick to watch a football match to be honest

I’m desperate to go but not that desperate thanks.

I don't think that was aimed at you, mate...

Struggling at my end to obtain and resigned to watching it on TV (via the usual sources)

I know that, Chris. My reply was to the guy suggesting that I try it.
Out of interest, what TV sources do you mean?

Hope you succeed though; a great venue (Bournemouth) and game to be at!

I know , Chris. I was replying to the original suggestion re bribery.
Out of interest, what’s the best way to see via TV ?

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

Not many people are like you and willing to suck dick to watch a football match to be honest

I’m desperate to go but not that desperate thanks.

I don't think that was aimed at you, mate...

Struggling at my end to obtain and resigned to watching it on TV (via the usual sources)

I know that, Chris. My reply was to the guy suggesting that I try it.
Out of interest, what TV sources do you mean?

Hope you succeed though; a great venue (Bournemouth) and game to be at!

I know , Chris. I was replying to the original suggestion re bribery.
Out of interest, what’s the best way to see via TV ?

I've sent you a message

...even though they qualify willing to sort me for two tickets.
Will pay over odds.
No excuses here, the tickets are going to the away fans who deserve them; just hoping for a miracle I suppose.

Why don't you try the Bournemouth fan site, or chuck the bloke on the turnstile a tenner. You know I've gone to cup finals and all sorts of sold out games by bribing the gateman and I've never been refused in many years.
I'm sure that'll upset people but it's true

most grounds have automated turnstyles. and most you get your ticket checked {often more than once } long before you get to the turnstyles.