Non serious time

Everyone is posting for Sunday as its on everyone's mind,time for a little less serious time.Any Scumsea jokes in the offing?

Starting with

Carvalhal went for a pint with Leon Britton.
on there return it started to piss down,
They ran quickly into the managers house,
Carvahal opened a bottle of wine and they both sat there drinking.
Leon said I better go home now and went to the door and it was like a monsoon outside.
The manager said "Leon would you like to stay here tonight"
"Yes please boss"
"Ok I'll go and make up the spare bed for you"
Carvalhal went upstairs,which took him a while as he had to iron the sheets(Italian thing).
On his return downstairs he came upon an absolutely drenched Leon.
"What the fu## has happened to you Leon"
"Ive been home to get my pyjamas boss"

I’ve got a joke.

Cardiff City fans are planning a march to the ground tomorrow, prior to kick off and before any potential promotion has been gained. There’s no drill and deportment practice and some of them might be out of step.

I’ll grab my coat on the way out.