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13 of the best Neil Warnock stories: ‘Get back in your f*cking cupboard’






The battle of Bramall Lane
A match between Sheffield United and West Brom was abandoned after United received three red cards and two players went off injured, leaving the referee with no option as just six United men were on the field.

“The way it has all come out so far, you would think I was guilty of committing more crimes than Osama Bin Laden,” Warnock said in the aftermath.


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El-Hadji Diouf
“For many years I have thought he was the gutter type,” Warnock said of the former Blackburn forward.

“I was going to call him a sewer rat, but that might be insulting to sewer rats. He’s the lowest of the low.”

Incredibly, he went on to sign Diouf while in charge at Leeds.

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In memoriam
Talking about his old adversaries and current Cardiff rivals Bristol City, Warnock revealed he wants something quite different to a minute’s silence when he passes away.

“I joke with their fans that, when I do pass away, I hope they all have a minute’s applause for me at Ashton Gate and remember the good times I’ve given them,” he said.

“I don’t want silence. I want them all to be chanting ‘Warnock’s a w*nker’ over and over again. For a whole minute. That would be my ideal.”




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Some bald-headed bloke
He’s famed for his rants about referees, but this quote about David Elleray is particularly wonderful.

“David Elleray was that far away he would have needed binoculars,” Warnock said after Sheffield United’s defeat to Southampton in 2001.

“I really think it’s about time we use the means to sort these things out rather than relying on some bald-headed bloke standing 50 yards away.”




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NEIL WARNOCK:
“I had always known Stan Ternent was a d*ckhead"


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Stan Ternent

To say the pair didn’t get on would be a complete understatement. Ternent claimed that Warnock sent assistant Kevin Blackwell to listen to his half-time team talk, and it spiralled from there.

As well as revealing that he “wouldn’t p*ss on him if he were on fire”, Warnock recalled this brilliant tale in his autobiography

“I had always known Stan Ternent was a d*ckhead, but when Sheffield United played Burnley in 2001 he behaved like a deranged lunatic.

“I’d told my assistant Kevin Blackwell to keep an eye on Ternent. I knew he’d be trying to put pressure on the ref. So when Ternent came round the corner, frothing at the mouth, Blackie told him to leave it out.

“That was all the encouragement Ternent needed. He launched himself at Blackie and butted him. Blackwell swung a right hook and smacked him on the nose.

“He sploshed him good and proper. In Ternent’s autobiography he tells how he gave Blackwell a good hiding. But we saw the incident differently. Blackie had a little cut on his lip. Ternent was in bits.”

Malky Mackay
As if “keep your pecker up” wasn’t a weird enough phrase, saying it live on TV is just spectacular.


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You could watch him listen to him for hours shame took so long to get him but he's one hell of a manager in Warnock we trust

You could watch him listen to him for hours shame took so long to get him but he's one hell of a manager in Warnock we trust

Totally totally agree Mallo