Brilliant quote by new Swansea Manager

Cavalho quoted in the press today he is hoping to buy some players in the January window...but as there is not much money available he may "have to buy sardines instead of lobsters ".

Absolute classic quote and further proof our West Walian cousins are going to need a minor miracle to stay up

The jack who used to post on here will now need to change his signature to 'Whales Only Premier League Club'.

The yanks have stiched them up like kippers.

The jack who used to post on here will now need to change his signature to 'Whales Only Premier League Club'.

The yanks have stiched them up like kippers.

Brilliant!

Finally some realism at The Library! I've seen managers sacked for less!

Where do sardines go to borrow money? Answer a loan shark (cue Huw Jenkins)

Breaking news former JB Darren Sprattley now the top transfer target for culverhouse

According to Huw Jenkins in a radio Wales international the Jacks top 2 transfer targets are Zinedene Sardine and Prawn Wright Phillips

Well that's put the fans in their Plaice! Need quality players but getting sardines! Jenkins & Yanks have smoked salmon, while fans get diddly squid.

Plenty of Pike's down west.

Ha ha that's great news, good enough for the Richard Soles

The new manager will be desperate to get a Tuna out of his Floundering squad, whilst pulling out the remainder of his fine Mullet as the old Trouts upstairs begin to Scamp away with the profits now the Amberjack lights are moving away from green to red!

COD HELP THEM!

Their new film is to be called From A Jack To A King Prawn. Bill please waiter.

Tears for Fears 'Fish Out of Water'

Randy Travis' 'Pray for the Fish'

Buddy Guy's 'Saturday Night Fish Fry' (apt for the end of their games)

Da Geniussss 'The Sardine Song' ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VatIchxIXM )

Tears for Fears 'Fish Out of Water'

Randy Travis' 'Pray for the Fish'

Buddy Guy's 'Saturday Night Fish Fry' (apt for the end of their games)

Da Geniussss 'The Sardine Song' ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VatIchxIXM )

The B52's - Rock Lobster

Bet he catches crabs off a local

They haven't got a pot to piss in despite being in the premiership since 2011 and playing at their council owned shithole rent free.

Swansea city FC forever tin pot.