ledley down a hole

if joe ledley was out strolling with his pet llama called godfrey and he fell down a deep hole caused by lee trundles boyfriend dropping his four tonne bag of sherbert lemons,would it be best to help joe out of the hole by-

a.lowering a lifesize model of gordon strachans dead dog down,

b.phoning terry nutkins for instant advice on gnomes,or

c.dropping the rotting corpse of rod hull into the hole for company or makeshift ladder

if joe ledley was out strolling with his pet llama called godfrey and he fell down a deep hole caused by lee trundles boyfriend dropping his four tonne bag of sherbert lemons,would it be best to help joe out of the hole by-

a.lowering a lifesize model of gordon strachans dead dog down,

b.phoning terry nutkins for instant advice on gnomes,or

c.dropping the rotting corpse of rod hull into the hole for company or makeshift ladder

I was questioned about the post re "Chickens crossing the road" a couple of days ago.

I was asked if I was stoned.

You win Moz!

Can I just fill it with water?

i was dropped in a cauldron of magic mushrooms as an infant and now spend most of my time carrying large rocks around and fighting romans

Can I just fill it with water?

only if it is the holy water of adrian chiles scrotum

Can I just fill it with water?

only if it is the holy water of adrian chiles scrotum

That and some acid.


Which is maybe the same thing.


Could we not throw Chiles in beside him?

i was dropped in a cauldron of magic mushrooms as an infant and now spend most of my time carrying large rocks around and fighting romans

if joe ledley was out strolling with his pet llama called godfrey and he fell down a deep hole caused by lee trundles boyfriend dropping his four tonne bag of sherbert lemons,would it be best to help joe out of the hole by-

a.lowering a lifesize model of gordon strachans dead dog down,

b.phoning terry nutkins for instant advice on gnomes,or

c.dropping the rotting corpse of rod hull into the hole for company or makeshift ladder

Moz,

I`d go for C the rotting corpse of Rod Hull, thereby providing companionship and a makeshift ladder, obviously Hull would have to have Emu with him. Although that bloody bird as caused anarchy over the years.

fair enough

d.add raped remains of adrian chiles to hole to provide six months food for poor joe

I would fill it with Red, White and Blue ticker tape

if joe ledley was out strolling with his pet llama called godfrey and he fell down a deep hole caused by lee trundles boyfriend dropping his four tonne bag of sherbert lemons,would it be best to help joe out of the hole by-

a.lowering a lifesize model of gordon strachans dead dog down,

b.phoning terry nutkins for instant advice on gnomes,or

c.dropping the rotting corpse of rod hull into the hole for company or makeshift ladder

Moz,

I`d go for C the rotting corpse of Rod Hull, thereby providing companionship and a makeshift ladder, obviously Hull would have to have Emu with him. Although that bloody bird as caused anarchy over the years.

the problem is that emu wants nowt to do with rod due to him being repeatedly raped in jail after being framed by derek brockway for rods murder

I heard Emu`s been having a tough time of it in Brixton Prison, he`s on section 43 with that b*stard grass Brockway.

I still think Rod`s corpse needs company, what about old Johnny Morris who used to present Animal Magic back in

the 70`s, does is own animal impressions as well, which would save on any puppet related aggression. I did think

of Zippy & George from Rainbow, but their both crackheads in Glasgow and had a long running drug related feud

with Rod Hull.

zippy and george are being pimped out by spit the dog so theres no chance of them getting involved

zippy and george are being pimped out by spit the dog so theres no chance of them getting involved

Well if Spits up to his old activities, we could possibly get in Big Bird out of Sesame Street (an annoying b*stard I know) but if

needs must we could get him and the miserable tw*t who lived in the bin Oscar ??? I think.

we need someone to deal with spit now that fingermouse has gone straight

we need someone to deal with spit now that fingermouse has gone straight

What about Basil Brush ? I know him and Mary, Mungo & Midge are bang at it vis a vis drugs, prostitution etc.

basil brush is a nonce

basil brush is a nonce

No way Moz !!! Basil Brush as always been a straight and upstanding member of the puppet fraternity even if he lives outside the boundaries of the law.

It`s like saying Sue out of Sooty & Sweep is a slapper or Postman Pat as some sort of sexual preference for cats.

sorry man but we all know sue`s been about,who hasnt drilled sue?
i still have the rash

im sorry to have to report that spit the dog has been killed in a drive-by as he left a crack den in hay-on -wye

emu has just been released,hes been put in a halfway house in briton ferry

I have just heard that the cookie monster from sessame St. has filed a lawsuit with Wooliscrofts Solicitors UK, against the verbal abuse and discrimination against Nylon and Synthetic fibre members of the puppet/muppet industries Organisiation.

You guys had better find yourselves a good lawyer!

cookie monster deserves all he gets,the b*stard was taliban leader in the mid 1680`s and done time in the bastille for groping a turbot

emu didnt escape from hermajestys pleasure. monkey magic came in on a cloud , extended his stick, twatted the guards on the head and took emu to south wales. i just spotted them flying over barry arguing with each other cos emu left his back bone in the jail yard, where his backbone has now been picked up and used by gnasher to wank off dennis the f*cking menace.

were pigzy and sandy spit roasting triputacka ?

if joe ledley was out strolling with his pet llama called godfrey and he fell down a deep hole caused by lee trundles boyfriend dropping his four tonne bag of sherbert lemons,would it be best to help joe out of the hole by-

a.lowering a lifesize model of gordon strachans dead dog down,

b.phoning terry nutkins for instant advice on gnomes,or

c.dropping the rotting corpse of rod hull into the hole for company or makeshift ladder

i went into a bakery today and said can i have some blue bread, the baker replied we have only have red bread sorry i said its ok my bikes outside.

What colour is your bike ? Is it religeous or racist ?

I tried that red bread once
it made me cry.

Am i dead ?

"bread of heaven, bread of heaven" is currently number 1 illegally downloaded single in swansea, where monkey magic andpiggsy spitroasted triputaka, then wiped her tits with their tesco clubcard

Twats.
If i was involved in the spitroasting of triputacka id have the class to wipe her tits with the feathers of a dodo before trimming her growler with a scissors made from elvis's spine