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Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:52 am

I was just waiting for the crap to fall on my head yesterday, and I'm sure they were goading us by going around the stadia picking out targets :lol:

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:06 pm

bring an air rife next time.

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:08 pm

A seagull shit on my shoulder after the last game at Ninian Park, f*cking things. :evil: :lol:

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:17 pm

Ccfc Shane wrote:A seagull shit on my shoulder after the last game at Ninian Park, f*cking things. :evil: :lol:


It's alledgely meant to be good luck...

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:39 pm

They are on a mission from Swansea :D They fly out east with the sole intention of shitting on the city! hahaha :D

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:40 pm

i have been shit on all my life...............................you get used to it :lol:

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:21 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:i have been shit on all my life...............................you get used to it :lol:



strange fetish called scatting, didnt know you was a fan baz

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:31 pm

I can`t believe these annoying b*stard creatures are a protected species. I would take great delight in blowing them to bits

with a machine gun. Saying that they are one of the cleverset scavenging creatures I have ever seen.

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:10 pm

John Bowens brotherj wrote:I can`t believe these annoying b*stard creatures are a protected species. I would take great delight in blowing them to bits

with a machine gun. Saying that they are one of the cleverset scavenging creatures I have ever seen.


True, I've now had 3 occasions of seeing them attack pigeons...

1) about 10 years ago saw a Seagull with a live Pigeon in its mouth shaking it from side to side
2) Last year actually saw a Seagull flying with a dead Pidgeon caught in its beak then drop it in front of a rather surpised women on the pavement!!!
3) A Couple of days back seeing a Seagull pecking at the innards of a dead Pigeon

All of these happened about the same same time of year late July, when Seagulls have young to look after ;)

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:49 pm

Apparently, if you feed them baking soda, they explode! :lol: :lol: Don't know how true it is though!

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:51 pm

Ill try that next week when Cardiff play, feed the fuckers with Baking soda & gun powder. :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:20 pm

Ccfc Shane wrote:Ill try that next week when Cardiff play, feed the fuckers with Baking soda & gun powder. :lol: :ayatollah:


Just watch out that you don't end up with exploded bits of seagull on you instead of bird shit!! :lol: :lol:

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:23 am

Ill have to take an umbrella down. To save me from the shower of shit and all the exploding bits of seagull. :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:56 pm

Claire wrote:Apparently, if you feed them baking soda, they explode! :lol: :lol: Don't know how true it is though!


It could be true Claire, I have tried it on Baz`s pet racing pigeons this afternoon all 54 of them were blown to bits. So it stands to reason it must also work on seagulls.

Re: Anyone got a bow and arrow for the bloody seagulls!

Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:58 pm

John Bowens brotherj wrote:
Claire wrote:Apparently, if you feed them baking soda, they explode! :lol: :lol: Don't know how true it is though!


It could be true Claire, I have tried it on Baz`s pet racing pigeons this afternoon all 54 of them were blown to bits. So it stands to reason it must also work on seagulls.


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