Strange sights at Football Matches

What is the strangest sight you have seen at a match.

Yesterday a guy walked into the Grandstand, half way during the second half.

He was wearing a cycle helmet and carrying a hoover which he had obviously just bought as it was still in its box.

Stayed for about 20 minutes, hat remaining firmly on head, showed no emotion when Whitts got the winner and then left early.

Can you beat that?

He was there to clean up our performances

Went up to the Racecourse in Wrexham to watch the Spain game. Two supporters sat next to us in the grandstand ànd slept all the way through the match..even through when Mark Hughes's goal!

What is the strangest sight you have seen at a match.

Yesterday a guy walked into the Grandstand, half way during the second half.

He was wearing a cycle helmet and carrying a hoover which he had obviously just bought as it was still in its box.

Stayed for about 20 minutes, hat remaining firmly on head, showed no emotion when Whitts got the winner and then left early.

Can you beat that?

Yes I can. Two words ....................... Dai Hunt.

Saw something strange on Tuesday night at Barnsley.

Normally a player being stretchered off the pitch is given a polite and sympathetic round of applause by both sets of fans.

However, as the Barnsley fans were convinced that Sol Bamba was swinging the lead to avoid a second yellow and thus a red, they booed him from the moment he got lifted onto the stretcher until he disappeared down the tunnel!

Didn't help that he was able to applaud the City fans as he went past us!

Went up to the Racecourse in Wrexham to watch the Spain game. Two supporters sat next to us in the grandstand ànd slept all the way through the match..even through when Mark Hughes's goal!

I take it you didn't go to many games when slade was in charge?

I once saw Stephen Bywater buy water.

I once saw Stephen Bywater buy water.

I saw Danny Drinkwater drink water.

I once saw Stephen Bywater buy water.

I saw Danny Drinkwater drink water.

I once saw Craig Noone at noon.

I once saw Stephen Bywater buy water.

I once saw Stephen Bywater make a save.

I once saw Stephen Bywater buy water.

I once saw Stephen Bywater make a save.

I remember it well. He looked shocked.

I once saw Acorn score a goal. An actual goal.

Suck it up Baby

What is the strangest sight you have seen at a match.

Yesterday a guy walked into the Grandstand, half way during the second half.

He was wearing a cycle helmet and carrying a hoover which he had obviously just bought as it was still in its box.

Stayed for about 20 minutes, hat remaining firmly on head, showed no emotion when Whitts got the winner and then left early.

Can you beat that?

I saw him, me and my son had a laugh about it.

But I think your'll find it was a another brand vacuum cleaner, not a hoover

I saw us win a game under Trollope

I remember being at Wigan years ago (their old ground) and being surrounded by the local hooligans as used to happen in those days. The usual chants and threats were hurled our way and the mood got worse when we scored a goal.

This big fat guy who looked like he weighed 28 stone and had a bald head then walked in front of us and started wagging his finger at us and chanting "your going to get what Stockport County got" quick as a flash someone replied "yea 3 points"

I think Leo Fortune West being played on the wing has to be one of mine.

The guy with the vacuum is a Hoover-Hooligan and was just looking for a dust up.

Dont know about strange but one of the funniest was Eddie Johnson scoring against Doncaster , Ninian park went mad but evfen the team went made now to the strange Dave Jones celebrated and showed emotion

I've seen Dave Jones with his hands out of his pockets.

i seen a guy a while back sleeping in the ninian stand while the lifeless game played out, flatout he was, I mean who pays good money to sleep on the seats for 90+mins

What is the strangest sight you have seen at a match.

Yesterday a guy walked into the Grandstand, half way during the second half.

He was wearing a cycle helmet and carrying a hoover which he had obviously just bought as it was still in its box.

Stayed for about 20 minutes, hat remaining firmly on head, showed no emotion when Whitts got the winner and then left early.

Can you beat that?

I saw him, me and my son had a laugh about it.

But I think your'll find it was a another brand vacuum cleaner, not a hoover

Your right it was a Dyson DC41 mk2. By law he is obliged to wear a bike helmet and ballistic goggles for PPE when operating such a fine vacuum. Hope this clears things up.

Dont know about strange but one of the funniest was Eddie Johnson scoring against Doncaster , Ninian park went mad but evfen the team went made now to the strange Dave Jones celebrated and showed emotion

f##k me, translator anyone?

Seeing Rio Ferdinand hit with a sandwich in the infamous cup clash with Leeds.

the new years day game down the vetch, they had a giant artificial swan on the pitch pre match.
one of our lot decides to climb the fence head for the swan and then have simulated sex with it.

the new years day game down the vetch, they had a giant artificial swan on the pitch pre match.
one of our lot decides to climb the fence head for the swan and then have simulated sex with it.

It wasn't simulated

When wales were playing italy in milan, a women in the welsh end of tge stadium had a bird in a cage with her very wierd

Seeing Rio Ferdinand hit with a sandwich in the infamous cup clash with Leeds.

Lee Bowyer was struck by a pie in the same game.

the new years day game down the vetch, they had a giant artificial swan on the pitch pre match.
one of our lot decides to climb the fence head for the swan and then have simulated sex with it.

It wasn't simulated

real sex? fully clothed ,exagerated motions{he was playing to the crowd } and Swansea were thoughtful enough to make the balser wood swan a female with an orifice..wow
sex means something a bit different at my house .

in a pre season friendly a couple of years ago, think it was Bilbao - a Malaysian guy who obviously fancied himself as a bit of a player tried to head the ball while still sat in his seat when it went out of play and missed. His glasses got smashed into his face and he fell over the wall at the end of the Grandstand and Family Stand. Eventually he got carried out on a stretcher with his head all bandaged up and his broken glasses were still on and was waving and bowing to everyone - even the city players down that end of the pitch were laughing at him