Tonights joke thread..

I was making love too a gorgous Thai girl last night, I was sucking her off like a good 'um when I thought... Hang on a f*cking minute!

I was making love too a gorgous Thai girl last night, I was sucking her off like a good 'um when I thought... Hang on a f*cking minute!

Now that made me laugh!!

What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...

What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...

Is that where he got that side to side motion of his head when he sings?

In the doctors tonight and she asked me to go through a questionnaire she said "First question have you had any lapses of memory or any blackouts" I said "none at all" she then said "and for question ten".

What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...

Is that where he got that side to side motion of his head when he sings?

No, he does that when he thinks he's stuck in a toaster. Think about it..........

What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...

That creased me
I got loads of Maddie jokes but I'm hiding them away Same with the Haiti ones, the dust still aint settled

What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...

That creased me
I got loads of Maddie jokes but I'm hiding them away Same with the Haiti ones, the dust still aint settled

How do you circumsize a Jack?
Kick his sister in the jaw

A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water.
The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea"

A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water.
The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea"

Ew

What do you call a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian??












A block of flaps

What do you call a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian??












A block of flaps

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Tounge and Groove?

Milly44.

Milly44.

came out of a chippy eating fish and chips a tramp said to me " I haven't had anything to eat for 5 days" so I said to him "f*cking helli I wish I had your will power!"

Milly44.

your brave tonight young man not plaaying didcot for a while i guess

merthyr youth

Some say brave, some say stupid.

Some say brave, some say stupid.

just shagged a girl with terrible eczema ......she had cracking tits !!!!

What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor?
Mustafa Dinghy

Ive just adopted a Black kid and christened him Google.............may as well, he's going to spend his whole f*cking life getting searched .

The BNP have just donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

Pakistan's neighbours India have offered to help with the flood by sending thousands of towels over. It was all they could come up with of the top of there heads

fabio capello will name gary neville as the new england captain, this is based on the fact he hasnt got a fuckin chance of shagin anyone else's bird!! couldnt resist gary neville gets right on my tits!!