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Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:34 pm

Fake or not?

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:47 pm

Looks real to me.

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:49 pm

Considering he visited my neighborhood, cracked down in tears and begged for mercy, I would say real lol. Typical British tourist..

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:53 pm

Scandinavianbluebird wrote:Considering he visited my neighborhood, cracked down in tears and begged for mercy, I would say real lol. Typical British tourist..

Which part of Greece do you live?

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:00 pm

polo wrote:
Scandinavianbluebird wrote:Considering he visited my neighborhood, cracked down in tears and begged for mercy, I would say real lol. Typical British tourist..

Which part of Greece do you live?

Check with your buddy Norms and his "CIA" ips/dns surveillance system. Grylls cracked down 15 kilometers from here, in what we call " weekend " camping. Pussy..

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:13 pm

His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:34 pm

EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:42 pm

Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


:lol: I appreciate your dedication when it comes to making a point, although I just meant of the guys on UK TV like.

Re: Bear Grylls

Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:44 pm

EalingBluebird wrote:
Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


:lol: I appreciate your dedication when it comes to making a point, although I just meant of the guys on UK TV like.

:lol: Me to mate. Nansen and Amundsen aside, they are all tv shows, and even documented in books :ayatollah:

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:10 am

Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


Well, I once walked from Goat mill Road to Dowlais Top in February, !! does that count?
How did Scott take his own life in disgrace?

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:49 am

EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:


Yes but he admits it's staged!
For example the dead animal thing is placed there to show what can be done in a situation. Everybody surely knows it's not coincidence along with coming out of the jungle to find a helicopter waiting for him with the rotors turning.
The difference is, Grylls is dropped in situations with nothing on him except perhaps a parachute to simulate a set of circumstances.
Fatty Mears has his tarp and flint and his tin mug etc, etc. Doesn't look like he could walk far with his belly and rosy cheeks.
:lol:

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:53 am

Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


The only British person earning any close to respect outdoors? What about ed Stafford, the first man to walk the entire length of the Amazon - 6000 miles. If that doesn't get your respect then your clearly a hard man to please!

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:33 am

Jules wrote:
Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


Well, I once walked from Goat mill Road to Dowlais Top in February, !! does that count?
How did Scott take his own life in disgrace?


Thats not even a mile ffs. :lol:

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:16 am

polo wrote:
Jules wrote:
Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


Well, I once walked from Goat mill Road to Dowlais Top in February, !! does that count?
How did Scott take his own life in disgrace?


Thats not even a mile ffs. :lol:


Yeah well I once walked up Pen-y-fan. Not many people can say that.

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:57 am

nubbsy wrote:
Scandinavianbluebird wrote:
EalingBluebird wrote:His shows are certainly staged, not much doubt about that. He always conveniently finds something like a dead animal he can use, or a crashed plane he makes a wind powered go cart out of etc etc Ray Mears is the king when it comes to survival, however looking at the size of him he is almost a little too good at it :laughing6:

Not to sure about that. The North and south pole was conquered by Amundsen and Nansen. (Leaving the british, Scott, taking his own life in disgrace) North east passage was conquered by Amundsen and Andhøy. Latest is Vegard Ulvang taking the trip on skies. Then there is Lars Monsen walking across Canada on foot. Then there is the longest trip on skies through the south pole by Rune Gjeldnes in 2006. He walked straight through the south pole, without supplies. Then Alexander Gamme upped the ante to 2270 kilometers in 90 days, without any supplies or support, as listed in Guinness book of records . All of them Norwegians. Sir Edmond Hillary is probably the only British person earning anything remotely close to respect in the outdoors, climbing the Everest, although he was sailing under New Zealand flag. His parents was British though.. Not much to brag about in the surviving
skill world, when it comes to Bear Grylls.. Broke down like a girl facing normal rain and wind conditions in the Norwegian mountains, and had to pull the plug.. Weak..


The only British person earning any close to respect outdoors? What about ed Stafford, the first man to walk the entire length of the Amazon - 6000 miles. If that doesn't get your respect then your clearly a hard man to please!

Ok, that sounded impressive. Not walking from village to village, drinking and meeting the locals. But the length of that stroll was impressive :thumbright: But, was it on TV?

Re: Bear Grylls

Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:24 am

Rydogsccfc wrote:Looks real to me.



and me. i watch all this type stuff eg im a celebrity just incase the 4 minute warning sounds.
handy as f**k knowing what bugs and scandinavian plants you can eat.