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Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:50 pm

been reading that they are invading cardiff like some Viking army I hope our fans turn up in there droves on Friday night and our team send them packing with a two nil win :ayatollah: :bluescarf: :bluescarf: :bluescarf:

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:14 pm

Invading Cardiff like a viking army to terrorise innocent fruit machines and unarmed barstools and then fiercely bouncing up and down whilst safely guarded by the Heddlu. I hear they are bringing pitchforks and banjos this time.

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:32 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Invading Cardiff like a viking army to terrorise innocent fruit machines and unarmed barstools and then fiercely bouncing up and down whilst safely guarded by the Heddlu. I hear they are bringing pitchforks and banjos this time.


'Pitchfork' and 'Banjo' are their two top lads.

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:27 pm

Along with wurzel gummidge and the crowman

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:38 pm

griff105 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Invading Cardiff like a viking army to terrorise innocent fruit machines and unarmed barstools and then fiercely bouncing up and down whilst safely guarded by the Heddlu. I hear they are bringing pitchforks and banjos this time.


'Pitchfork' and 'Banjo' are their two top lads.



:lol: remember their video we are Sissy boys :laughing6:

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:54 pm

griff105 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Invading Cardiff like a viking army to terrorise innocent fruit machines and unarmed barstools and then fiercely bouncing up and down whilst safely guarded by the Heddlu. I hear they are bringing pitchforks and banjos this time.


'Pitchfork' and 'Banjo' are their two top lads.


:laughing6: That Pitchfork is a right prick. Oooaaaaaar.

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:56 pm

skiprat wrote:Along with wurzel gummidge and the crowman


Watch Gummidge as he's a tricky little fucker. If you kick his head in he's always got a spare one.

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:57 pm

Over 2,000 tickets sold for a Friday night,live on tv, good support.

Hopefully the Crowd is 24,000 plus :thumbright: :bluebird: :ayatollah: :bluescarf:

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:16 pm

How are ticket sales going Annis?

Re: Bristol City fans

Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:00 pm

Bunch of Farmers :bluebird:

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:38 am

BCFC here. As there are no trains running on Friday, we have decided to travel on combine harvester's, trailers and tractors.
Our carrot harvest has been excellent this year, so stone island smocks have become affordable. Pitchforks are now out of style, ( I can't believe you don't know this) so this season we will be 'tooled up' with Petrol strimmers and very sharp pieces of hay.
We're guessing that you lot are still dressed in head to toe burberry suits, you all looked very smart in thIs gear a few years ago!
Our only concern is that you may now be dressing as Malaysian pheasants just to fool us ( which isn't really playing the game lads!)
I don't want to say to much on here as the local bobbies may read this, but just remember that the 'big meet' is in the third field to the left as we come off the m4. I think it's the one you grow all your daffodils and leaks in?.
We are thinking of attacking you in a 4-4-1-1 formation, 4 hay lorries at the back, 4 tractors in midfield, 1 combine, and of course Wurzel up front steaming into you on his own!
Looking forward to Friday, don't be late!
Oops, nearly forgot, 7am still ok for you lot? Just after milking time ;) :wave:

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:52 am

:laughing6: Burberry's out of fashion, clown costumes are the big thing at the moment!

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:58 am

We leave the clown costumes to our friends in north Bristol, they were well ahead of the times in wearing blue and white quarter clown outfits!

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:56 pm

Having lived in Montpelier fir 4 years I can safely say the clowns reside in south Bristol. North Bristol is far cooler as are its inhabitants. As for turning up early, I recall about 60 of workers finest thinking an afternoon stroll around cardiff city centre was ok for a night game about 13 years ago, I don't think it went to plan and they all legged it back to the safety of cardiff central with their carrots tucked firmly between there legs....looking forward to Friday, at last we have a manager with passion...

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:21 pm

goats wrote:Having lived in Montpelier fir 4 years I can safely say the clowns reside in south Bristol. North Bristol is far cooler as are its inhabitants. As for turning up early, I recall about 60 of workers finest thinking an afternoon stroll around cardiff city centre was ok for a night game about 13 years ago, I don't think it went to plan and they all legged it back to the safety of cardiff central with their carrots tucked firmly between there legs....looking forward to Friday, at last we have a manager with passion...

Remember it very well indeed fella they were quick buggers them wurzels :lol: the tables and chairs of pubs around Cardiff city centre are trembling with fear now bcfc are back in town :lol: :lol:

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:43 pm

I was talking to one of their boys and he was most upset that their stroll round cardiff (a few years ago) was spoiled when ruffians from a building site in town steamed into them, I mean it wasn't even the Soul crew just some random construction workers who took exception to their oh ar type singing. Shocking, where is the love.

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:46 pm

Jock wrote:I was talking to one of their boys and he was most upset that their stroll round cardiff (a few years ago) was spoiled when ruffians from a building site in town steamed into them, I mean it wasn't even the Soul crew just some random construction workers who took exception to their oh ar type singing. Shocking, where is the love.

:lol: go on the sweaty :thumbup:

Re: Bristol City fans

Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:41 pm

Billy Wizz wrote:We leave the clown costumes to our friends in north Bristol, they were well ahead of the times in wearing blue and white quarter clown outfits!


UTG!