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hedgehogs..........wht cant they just share the hedge..........(now thats offensive to hedgehogs )

Two lads wearing Swansea tops smashed my car windscreen this morning.I could of swerved, but I thought..f**k em!

number 3s gone

Two lads wearing Swansea tops smashed my car windscreen this morning.I could of swerved, but I thought..f**k em!

Two lads wearing Swansea tops smashed my car windscreen this morning.I could of swerved, but I thought..f**k em!

oh you like that then do you........so what is borderline then?????

join your local mosque................its a great place for leapfrog

Chicken and Cat were sitting on the river bank
when cat fell in and made chicken laugh.
moral of the story: where there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

Chicken and Cat were sitting on the river bank
when cat fell in and made chicken laugh.
moral of the story: where there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

are we on borderline yet Rob or are we still below

lets see how far we can go

***NEWS FLASH*** 6 Illegal immigrants found dead in a tescos wagon, A spokesman for the company said "Every Little Helps"!

It was the borderline racist stuff I thought would end badly!

It was the borderline racist stuff I thought would end badly!

im not racist Owain

was so depressed last night i called lifeline.
Got a call centre in Afghanistan, told em i was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if i could drive a truck

It was the borderline racist stuff I thought would end badly!

Agree, someone has to keep the board in check, and we have to be careful with regards to racism even though they are jokes.

I found a tin of meat in the cupboard, and as soon as I opened it, 20 more tins appeared.

Fooking spam.

police are looking for a racist attacker.........im picking up an application form, you want one?

It was the borderline racist stuff I thought would end badly!

Agree, someone has to keep the board in check, and we have to be careful with regards to racism even though they are jokes.

ok i understand am i below borderline still?

Why must you be careful? there is a disclaimer?

police are looking for a racist attacker.........im picking up an application form, you want one?

I found a tin of meat in the cupboard, and as soon as I opened it, 20 more tins appeared.

Fooking spam.

now that made me chuckle

To cash in on the events of the past week,Rothbury's pub's are now selling Raoul Moat lager.It comes without a head.

whats the difference between a poof and a microwave


microwave wont turn your sausage brown

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one egg says to the other.. "I've got a huge crack!" the other egg replies "Stop f***ing teasing me, i'm not hard yet!"

A new EU ruling says we can no longer use the word 'pikey', but must use Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers, or C.U.N.T's for short!!

Why must you be careful? there is a disclaimer?

Thomas, even though there is a disclaimer it is still at the moderators discretion wether they see a topic or post as offensive or insulting, so therefore they will be removed accordingly.

last one from me coz i know your all bored

....Do you ever think the Queen pulls the bed covers right up, so just her head is showing and says, " Phillip look at me I'm a stamp"

two snowmen in a field one says "can you smell carrots ?

two snowmen in a field one says "can you smell carrots ?

oh god