Please Mr Warnock

Come in and do your best to keep us within touching distance of 4th bottom by Jan 1st 2017, then we may allow you to spend a few squid to get someone who can keep the ball out of our net, until then maybe best option is play goalie when needed, maybe needed a lot though, Bruno probably a good choice as he can sweep up as well, and move the shit sideways and forwards, if you have managed to get us to such a lofty height as 4th bottom of championship by said date a few more squid maybe made available. Please accept ASAP.



V Tan and CCFC board

Never going to happen