WASP NESTS.......

Now there's a business to get into.

Guy next door just had someone out to get rid of a wasp nest behind his guttering. Bloody hundreds of wasps!

He charged £50 as the guy is a pensioner (usually £75).

And he says he is doing at least TEN a day !! Say £600 a day for puffing some blow at the nests!

And you only have to work in the Summer!

Sounds too good to be true. Surely a sting in the tail somewhere along the lines

Sounds too good to be true. Surely a sting in the tail somewhere along the lines

It's worth the buzz though.....

We used to suffer from this and a simple cure is to clearly display a 'NO WASPS' sign in your garden. It worked for us and I am currently lobbying the government to display a similar but giant signage on The White Cliffs Of Dover saying 'FULL UP. FUCK-OFF'.

Sounds too good to be true. Surely a sting in the tail somewhere along the lines

Beehave

Now there's a business to get into.

Guy next door just had someone out to get rid of a wasp nest behind his guttering. Bloody hundreds of wasps!

He charged £50 as the guy is a pensioner (usually £75).

And he says he is doing at least TEN a day !! Say £600 a day for puffing some blow at the nests!

And you only have to work in the Summer!

£600 a day, certainly got his fingers in the honeypot

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: “Just Released – New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make available now!”

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

“I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I’d very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window.”

“Certainly, Sir,” says the young man behind the counter. “If you’d like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I’ll put the LP on for you.”

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces,

“I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those.”

“I’m sorry Sir”, says the young assistant. “If you’d care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes.”

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. “I don’t understand it”, he says, “I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can’t recognise any of those!”

“I’m terribly sorry, Sir” says the young man, “perhaps if you’d like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes.”

Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. “I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP.”

“I really am terribly sorry”, says the young assistant………………….

“I’ve just realised I was playing you the bee side."

Have Wasps RFC got a 'B' side do you think?

Good money that, bet he's buzzing...

Well I'm sure the guy in questions has had his fingers stung a few times, I do not beelieve he makes £600 a day doing this