Now this is going to be the most bizarre post in history!

My cat (yes my cat) Mr Smooth is a massive Cardiff city fan. In fact he is arguably the no. 1 Cardiff city FC cat fan who just happens to be a cat. He goes to many matches and has his own box (the feline directors box), he owns lots of merchandise and talks all day about football (well he certainly plays football anyway). The fact of the matter is that his life wasn't so great for some time until I recently rehomed him and we found that we had a huge thing in common -CCFC! He has his own Twitter account that has only been live for a few days and he tweets regularly about Cardiff City Fc and his experiences in life,
MrSmooth_Cat is his Twitter name - and he is looking for lots of friends/fellow supporters to make friends with.


MrSmooth_Cat

My cat (yes my cat) Mr Smooth is a massive Cardiff city fan. In fact he is arguably the no. 1 Cardiff city FC cat fan who just happens to be a cat. He goes to many matches and has his own box (the feline directors box), he owns lots of merchandise and talks all day about football (well he certainly plays football anyway). The fact of the matter is that his life wasn't so great for some time until I recently rehomed him and we found that we had a huge thing in common -CCFC! He has his own Twitter account that has only been live for a few days and he tweets regularly about Cardiff City Fc and his experiences in life,
MrSmooth_Cat is his Twitter name - and he is looking for lots of friends/fellow supporters to make friends with.


MrSmooth_Cat

does he do the ayatollah on command?

Yes of course, he is Cardiff City through and through

Yes of course, he is Cardiff City through and through

Should find lots of like minded juvenile bitches with long claws on here then.

MR Smooth will also be doing on online twtter score prediction before each Cardiff city match for example CARDIFF CITY FC 10 SWANS 0. Then anyone who wants to join in can on Twitter. This has all come about because he made the correct prediction for the Cardiff v brum match of 0-0.

My cat (yes my cat) Mr Smooth is a massive Cardiff city fan. In fact he is arguably the no. 1 Cardiff city FC cat fan who just happens to be a cat. He goes to many matches and has his own box (the feline directors box), he owns lots of merchandise and talks all day about football (well he certainly plays football anyway). The fact of the matter is that his life wasn't so great for some time until I recently rehomed him and we found that we had a huge thing in common -CCFC! He has his own Twitter account that has only been live for a few days and he tweets regularly about Cardiff City Fc and his experiences in life,
MrSmooth_Cat is his Twitter name - and he is looking for lots of friends/fellow supporters to make friends with.


MrSmooth_Cat

My cat 'Ninian' is a big CCFC fan to. He was actually in the academy cat team but missed out on a full time contract by a 'whisker'. He always pays respect by doing the 'higher collar' especially when he wants feeding where his biscuits have to be lined up using the 5-3-2 system.

Kat Connelly is his most favourite player and he predicts this season will see us making the 'puss offs'

My cat (yes my cat) Mr Smooth is a massive Cardiff city fan. In fact he is arguably the no. 1 Cardiff city FC cat fan who just happens to be a cat. He goes to many matches and has his own box (the feline directors box), he owns lots of merchandise and talks all day about football (well he certainly plays football anyway). The fact of the matter is that his life wasn't so great for some time until I recently rehomed him and we found that we had a huge thing in common -CCFC! He has his own Twitter account that has only been live for a few days and he tweets regularly about Cardiff City Fc and his experiences in life,
MrSmooth_Cat is his Twitter name - and he is looking for lots of friends/fellow supporters to make friends with.


MrSmooth_Cat

My cat 'Ninian' is a big CCFC fan to. He was actually in the academy cat team but missed out on a full time contract by a 'whisker'. He always pays respect by doing the 'higher collar' especially when he wants feeding where his biscuits have to be lined up using the 5-3-2 system.

Aww that's amazing, a potential friend for Mr Smooth too with many things in common. He hasn't ever had any real friends or anyone who loves him up until recently. Mr Smooth didn't make the academy like Ninian (I don't think he did anyway) although his past is a real mystery!

Kat Connelly is his most favourite player and he predicts this season will see us making the 'puss offs'

My cat (yes my cat) Mr Smooth is a massive Cardiff city fan. In fact he is arguably the no. 1 Cardiff city FC cat fan who just happens to be a cat. He goes to many matches and has his own box (the feline directors box), he owns lots of merchandise and talks all day about football (well he certainly plays football anyway). The fact of the matter is that his life wasn't so great for some time until I recently rehomed him and we found that we had a huge thing in common -CCFC! He has his own Twitter account that has only been live for a few days and he tweets regularly about Cardiff City Fc and his experiences in life,
MrSmooth_Cat is his Twitter name - and he is looking for lots of friends/fellow supporters to make friends with.


MrSmooth_Cat

Cats don't tweet, they purr.

StT.

I'm leaving this board for a few weeks with what I've read on here in the last 24 hours, this has finally tipped me over the f*cking edge.

I'm leaving this board for a few weeks with what I've read on here in the last 24 hours, this has finally tipped me over the f*cking edge.

I did warn you about this being bizarre on the title of the post! It's just that this cat Mr Smooth may one day be a very famous Cardiff Fan but at the moment he just wants to make some friends as he's been so deprived of for most of his life. He is doing a score prediction prior to every city match and will sum up each game in a few words on Twitter. He will also be posting photos of himself/feline friends and Cardiff city related topics etc.

Thanks to anyone who has followed him so far

I'm leaving this board for a few weeks with what I've read on here in the last 24 hours, this has finally tipped me over the f*cking edge.

Can I have you're mod status then? this board will need someone who can take the madness like me!

My last post seems relatively sane after reading this one! I had a cat called Malky who sadly passed away. I think cats make good mascots but I would draw the line at getting them to predict the outcome of football matches.

Snooker or dog racing perhaps but I think there are far too many variables in a game of football for the feline brain to deal with and it can start to get rather expensive after a while!

My last post seems relatively sane after reading this one! I had a cat called Malky who sadly passed away. I think cats make good mascots but I would draw the line at getting them to predict the outcome of football matches.

Snooker or dog racing perhaps but I think there are far too many variables in a game of football for the feline brain to deal with and it can start to get rather expensive after a while!

Is it because Malky choked on a ACorn which is why he passed away.

My last post seems relatively sane after reading this one! I had a cat called Malky who sadly passed away. I think cats make good mascots but I would draw the line at getting them to predict the outcome of football matches.

Snooker or dog racing perhaps but I think there are far too many variables in a game of football for the feline brain to deal with and it can start to get rather expensive after a while!

Mr Smooth has lived through some very tough times, even perhaps survived the impossible, he is a very intuitive cat and is far more intelligent than he lets on. Yes the prediction seems mad but it is a prediction and he knows his football. He has got many prediction correct in the past

My last post seems relatively sane after reading this one! I had a cat called Malky who sadly passed away. I think cats make good mascots but I would draw the line at getting them to predict the outcome of football matches.

Snooker or dog racing perhaps but I think there are far too many variables in a game of football for the feline brain to deal with and it can start to get rather expensive after a while!

Mr Smooth has lived through some very tough times, even perhaps survived the impossible, he is a very intuitive cat and is far more intelligent than he lets on. Yes the prediction seems mad but it is a prediction and he knows his football. He has got many prediction correct in the past

I had a Pidgeon called Terry

(well he wasn't mine exactly, we were just good friends)

A big City fan although he has been banned on a number of occasions for shitting on fans, especially in the second half after a half time burger.

I haven't seen him for a while as I don't go to as many aways as I used to and Terry stopped going to the CCS

He has a bluebird tattooed on his wing if you see him about

Im either having a sense of humour malfunction or this just isn't funny

Im either having a sense of humour malfunction or this just isn't funny

I didn't promise anything funny mate, just bizarre (but it's normal to me)

Just remember that "in ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have not forgotten this" Terry Pratchet

Im either having a sense of humour malfunction or this just isn't funny

The last 4 words of your sentence is about right.

Im either having a sense of humour malfunction or this just isn't funny

I didn't promise anything funny mate, just bizarre (but it's normal to me)

Just remember that "in ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have not forgotten this" Terry Pratchet

In some cultures yes, however in other cultures they were and still are eaten. Just ask Kim Bo yung...

I bought some Valerian fresh root off ebay to help me sleep and had it posted to my dads house for convinience. He collected it this morning and sat down to open it as I tell him to check my post, and he got attacked by the cat! Scrammed his hand and tried to wrestle it off him! Valerian is worse than catnip by all acounts I wish I could have been there to see it!

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