THINGS YOU HATE IN LIFE - PART ONE:

Vegans

The sound of whispering

People who play the race / homophobic card - left wing smug shiseters, the type who would go a small African Country to
"Do their bit" - and get eaten by cannibals

Political Correctness

Cyclists

Windows calling its software and programs 'apps'.

People who don't use their indicators

People chewing gum with their mouth open

People who drive too close behind you

Road rage

Celebrity fitness DVDs - aka Davina McCall

Davina McCall - although I would smash her back doors in!

People who combe their hair forward - aka Bobby Charlton

"Mates" who catch you for a round - time and time again

"Men" who wear flip flops - aaarrrggghhh - You GAY bastards - mostly done by the rugby set

Chavs in supermarkets in pyjama bottoms and huggies or whatever they are called

Many many more - feel free to add - Victor Meldrew

Lol - agree with quite a few of those!

Double barrel names.

People who wear sunglasses on top of their head - even though it is a cloudy / rainy day.

Flat pack furniture.

Science fiction.

Self service tills in supermarkets.

Motorists who don't acknowledge you when you stop to allow them through when space is only enough for one car.

Jeremy Clarkson

Fast food restaurants that have stupid names for burger and chips.

Jargon - businesses who promise to 'go the extra mile' etc for customers.

People who, when asked a question, start their reply with 'so' - there is no need for it!

People ( and there are plenty on this forum, lol ), who can't spell that extremely difficult word, 'their'.

I'm sure there are others - but that is a good starter for ten.

Jazz Richards.

People in the service industry who hate their job and have a face like a smacked arse ( smile or get another job ffs )
Trying to order things in this modern world where it's nigh on impossible to actually speak to someone ( I want to place an order over the phone and have things confirmed and agreed not go through the fecking computer all the time)

People nodding their heads at me in agreement whilst I explain what needs to be done only to do exact opposite to what I said.

Arrogant motorists

Police ( only any use after you've been chopped to pieces )

Queuing with one item at a supermarket behind full trolleys and no one lets you go

Peoples general lack of manners

Going to work and revealing my partner has sent me with dusty mouldy sandwiches, and on that note breathe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Non-head slapping apologists, a new phenomenon created by a Jack B*stard playing for Cardiff

Piers Fucking-Morgan
Islamification Of Europe
Politicians who let Islamification of Europe happen
People who don't suit tattoos and look ridiculous
Raw celery
Uncontrolled and mass migration
Chelsea
All women drivers
Farts that leak
All Russians
Nosehair
Earhair
Fat people who eat like pigs
Pokemon Go
Anyone over 15 who plays Pokemon Go
Most politicians
Pretencious double-barreled names
Sad people who use Facebook to try to make themselves and their sad lives appear more interesting
Diane Abbott
Diane Abbott wearing jeggings on This Week
Fair weather football fans
Tedious coffee-lovers
South Yorkshire police
Drivers that wear flipflops
Katie Price
False Barbie Doll women plastered in 3mm of make-up and lips like a baboons arse
The rank pies at Yeovil and Northampton
Packs of lycra-clad cycling-twats
Oscar Fucking-Pistorius
Bristol City Fans
Garish football boots
Blokes who have a sweet tooth
Blokes who wear 3/4 length shorts
Giant stinging jellyfish
Bluebottles
Unreasonably angry wasps
White cars
Lists

People ho stand in doorways talking
Kids summer holidays six fuckin weeks
Sam Alardyce and his massive head
My missus on her tucking iPad spending money
AmaZon delivering to my house every day cos my missus has been spending money
The Olympics
BT sports 2
Cooking programmes
That fat bald cnut on the cooking programmes
Sue Perkins
Midges
Cyclists clogging up the roads
Fat middle aged men in Lyra with their big fat guts sticking out riding bikes. Bikes are for kids and Dutch people.
David Beckham. Time to f**k off now.
Shit summer weather
Cutting the grass
Getting old every thing fuckin aches and my eyes don't work properly anymore and my teeth are fucked
Hair in my ears and nose grows like hell. Jesus Christ I'm like a fckin sasquatch
Fat twenty something girls. Thank God I'm old have you seen the size of them now! Stop eating you smelly minged cows. Or at least wear baggy clothes so I don't have to see you wobbling on your way to poundlandworld.
Jennifer Lopez New cop show. Turgid.
Hull trying to sign Coleman.
Halloween
Everything.

Sky Sports News
Golf in the Olympics
Pot holes
Extendable dog leads

Piers Fucking-Morgan
Islamification Of Europe
Politicians who let Islamification of Europe happen
People who don't suit tattoos and look ridiculous
Raw celery
Uncontrolled and mass migration
Chelsea
All women drivers
Farts that leak
All Russians
Nosehair
Earhair
Fat people who eat like pigs
Pokemon Go
Anyone over 15 who plays Pokemon Go
Most politicians
Pretencious double-barreled names
Sad people who use Facebook to try to make themselves and their sad lives appear more interesting
Diane Abbott
Diane Abbott wearing jeggings on This Week
Fair weather football fans
Tedious coffee-lovers
South Yorkshire police
Drivers that wear flipflops
Katie Price
False Barbie Doll women plastered in 3mm of make-up and lips like a baboons arse
The rank pies at Yeovil and Northampton
Packs of lycra-clad cycling-twats
Oscar Fucking-Pistorius
Bristol City Fans
Garish football boots
Blokes who have a sweet tooth
Blokes who wear 3/4 length shorts
Giant stinging jellyfish
Bluebottles
Unreasonably angry wasps
White cars
Lists

And that's only part one?

People using their mobile phone when driving (not hands free)
Cost of going to a movie
Price of food at motorway service stations
Graham Norton
Dale Winton
Chelsea tractors
Cold calls on my landline, especially those that mention PPI
Trucks that overtake painfully slowly on a dual carriageway
Glory hunter supporters.
Tony Blair
Anyone who whinges/harps on about Brexit. Get over it. We're out.
Christopher Biggins and anyone else who appears on celebrity big brother, especially those that think they're a celebrity and only ever appear on Made in Chelsea or TOWIE.

When there's a cycle path pulling up behind two cyclists abreast GRRRRRRR

I don't hate life but I do hate modern football in a way. Just a small list below



Sky and the money that has ruined the game.

Players who kiss the shirt badge ( Will be off when the moneys better )

Stewards.

Transfer windows open/closed, opened/ closed (should be one every year that's it )

Players silly wages.

Modern chants during games from a song that was in the charts 20 years ago or every teams fans singing the same song in every ground in the country.

suppose Man Utd or Liverpool fans from a Sky remote

Players who cheat to try and win penalties or get opponents carded.

No atmosphere in modern grounds.

TV pundits who evade the real issue by putting most blame on match officials.

All Seater stadiums.

TV pundits & commentators who treat viewers as if we have never watched a game before in our lives.

Too much live football on TV.

Happy clapping Bovril sippers. ( The sit down crew )

Goal celebrations. Whatever happened to the simple handshake and pat on the back whilst jogging back to the centre circle.

Players who wear t-shirts under their match shirt bearing a banal message.

Players who blatantly abuse match officials at will but are allowed to get away with it.

Fourth officials who fail to add on the correct amount of time for injuries and substitutions. Given the amount of time the ball is out of play, the cheating and feigning of injuries.

Managers who treat the fans like morons with their bullshit post-match & after-match interviews ( did they really watch the same game )

Players diving and waving imaginary cards at the ref.

The press and TV media who make up 90% of story's.

Grown men wearing football shirts of their supposed team whilst out shopping with there missis. ( normally Man Utd or Liverpool I see )

Tippy tappy football.

Managers who continue to get jobs despite a string of failures. Only in football are failed bosses rewarded so lavishly with multi-million pound pay-offs and another new job within days.

Foreign owners ( ruined the game )

Clubs who spend every penny they receive from their annual Sky payouts on their already overpaid players and their agents, instead of using it to make ticket prices and merchandise more affordable for the working class supporter.

Coloured boots.


Fans already inside football grounds with banners saying against modern football and its pricing ect. ( Just paid in to watch the game )

Swansea city.

Clubs that change their kit at every given opportunity to make money.

Overpriced club merchandise.

FA Cup semi-finals at Wembley.

The Battle hideous booking systems in an attempt to buy tickets remotely.

Watered down beer and sub standard food within grounds on match days all well over priced and taste like old socks.

No real football pubs on match days everyone goes to before/after games these days. (Lets chat about easteneder's and have some food pubs)

Stats on games.

Other league games played on the same day as the FA Cup final.

Fixtures and kick-off times scheduled at the behest of Sky, often without any consideration for travelling fans.

Vincent Tan.

Fans who claim handball within the other teams area every chance they get.

Ridiculous shirt/squad numbering. Revert to one-to-eleven and then subs from 12 onwards ( how hard is it )

The one guy who's next to you or near you who ruins the game with his constant commentary while trying to convince everyone he should be our manager and who should play.

The 'Celebration' applause for any reason these days ( not connected to the club half the time ) that has replaced the respectful minutes silence.

Idiots on internet message boards who make ten accounts to get there point across, abuse people then hide behind a pc.

99p Hotdogs sold for £4 inside the ccs that taste like a rubber dildo ( I don't own one )

Refs who blow up when a player goes within two yards of a goalkeeper even though the goalkeeper run or jumped in to that player he still gets the free kick.

Tan
Jazz Richards
Jacks
Red football tops
All seater stadiums
The Labour Party
Plaid Cymru
And Tan again

Daddy long legs
People who think they are macho in gyms
Steve Evans
Marmite
Peanut butter
Salad except Cesar.
People who leaves mess behind and expect me to tidy up
Romantic films (boring)

Ignorant fu@@wits who......

Drive in the middle lane on the motorway and dont use their mirrors!

Leave their crap anywhere ie shopping trollies, beaches etc.

Smoke and give no shit about if it affects anyone else!

People who put dog s&it in bags and leave it on the floor!

Indicate right to go straight on on roundabouts! WTF!

People who in any shape or form mess s@it up and leave it for someone else to put right!

People who win ebay auctions and dont pay!!

People who pretend they havent received goods from ebay so you have to resend recorded!! OMG that makes my blood boil!!

People who do both!!!!:angry4:

Anyone who would step on you to get what they want regardless of morals, ethics or general basic human decency simply because they can!

People who play loud music and dont care that you spend the next day F££&ed as they are having a lie in!!

Shoplifters!

Drunk drivers!

99p Hotdogs sold for £4 inside the ccs that taste like a rubber dildo ( I don't own one )

..............but you must have tasted one at some point

When you got to a footy match and you get a complete toss pot next to you who leans out so u can't see, is abusive and keeps standing on ur feet (by accident)

When a restaurant changes the ingredients of a perfectly good meal into what they think makes it better but actually it's far worse.

Territorial neighbours!

full sleeve tattoos on anyone
Silent farts that smell
Piss heads
Women who swear
Loud exhaust on small engine cars What is that about
Fake goods
Politicians of all sorts
Ignorant people
Liver
Fosters
People who go on about plastic fans

full sleeve tattoos on anyone
Silent farts that smell
Piss heads
Women who swear
Loud exhaust on small engine cars What is that about
Fake goods
Politicians of all sorts
Ignorant people
Liver
Fosters
People who go on about plastic fans

Liver???? With sausages and cabbage. Fantastic! my favourite.

I don't hate life but I do hate modern football in a way. Just a small list below



Sky and the money that has ruined the game.

Players who kiss the shirt badge ( Will be off when the moneys better )

Stewards.

Transfer windows open/closed, opened/ closed (should be one every year that's it )

Players silly wages.

Modern chants during games from a song that was in the charts 20 years ago or every teams fans singing the same song in every ground in the country.

suppose Man Utd or Liverpool fans from a Sky remote

Players who cheat to try and win penalties or get opponents carded.

No atmosphere in modern grounds.

TV pundits who evade the real issue by putting most blame on match officials.

All Seater stadiums.

TV pundits & commentators who treat viewers as if we have never watched a game before in our lives.

Too much live football on TV.

Happy clapping Bovril sippers. ( The sit down crew )

Goal celebrations. Whatever happened to the simple handshake and pat on the back whilst jogging back to the centre circle.

Players who wear t-shirts under their match shirt bearing a banal message.

Players who blatantly abuse match officials at will but are allowed to get away with it.

Fourth officials who fail to add on the correct amount of time for injuries and substitutions. Given the amount of time the ball is out of play, the cheating and feigning of injuries.

Managers who treat the fans like morons with their bullshit post-match & after-match interviews ( did they really watch the same game )

Players diving and waving imaginary cards at the ref.

The press and TV media who make up 90% of story's.

Grown men wearing football shirts of their supposed team whilst out shopping with there missis. ( normally Man Utd or Liverpool I see )

Tippy tappy football.

Managers who continue to get jobs despite a string of failures. Only in football are failed bosses rewarded so lavishly with multi-million pound pay-offs and another new job within days.

Foreign owners ( ruined the game )

Clubs who spend every penny they receive from their annual Sky payouts on their already overpaid players and their agents, instead of using it to make ticket prices and merchandise more affordable for the working class supporter.

Coloured boots.


Fans already inside football grounds with banners saying against modern football and its pricing ect. ( Just paid in to watch the game )

Swansea city.

Clubs that change their kit at every given opportunity to make money.

Overpriced club merchandise.

FA Cup semi-finals at Wembley.

The Battle hideous booking systems in an attempt to buy tickets remotely.

Watered down beer and sub standard food within grounds on match days all well over priced and taste like old socks.

No real football pubs on match days everyone goes to before/after games these days. (Lets chat about easteneder's and have some food pubs)

Stats on games.

Other league games played on the same day as the FA Cup final.

Fixtures and kick-off times scheduled at the behest of Sky, often without any consideration for travelling fans.

Vincent Tan.

Fans who claim handball within the other teams area every chance they get.

Ridiculous shirt/squad numbering. Revert to one-to-eleven and then subs from 12 onwards ( how hard is it )

The one guy who's next to you or near you who ruins the game with his constant commentary while trying to convince everyone he should be our manager and who should play.

The 'Celebration' applause for any reason these days ( not connected to the club half the time ) that has replaced the respectful minutes silence.

Idiots on internet message boards who make ten accounts to get there point across, abuse people then hide behind a pc.

99p Hotdogs sold for £4 inside the ccs that taste like a rubber dildo ( I don't own one )

Refs who blow up when a player goes within two yards of a goalkeeper even though the goalkeeper run or jumped in to that player he still gets the free kick.

Is there anything that you do actually like about football these days?

Trouble is I find myself agreeing with most of them

Ironically, one of Roathy's pet hates are rubber dildos that taste like 99p hotdogs. Freak.

Swansea City
Jazz Richards
The Entire Swansea City Team
ANYTHING Swansea City
Chicken Drumsticks
People Who Drive Around Blasting Music From Tinny Sound Systems

I don't hate life but I do hate modern football in a way. Just a small list below



Sky and the money that has ruined the game.

Players who kiss the shirt badge ( Will be off when the moneys better )

Stewards.

Transfer windows open/closed, opened/ closed (should be one every year that's it )

Players silly wages.

Modern chants during games from a song that was in the charts 20 years ago or every teams fans singing the same song in every ground in the country.

suppose Man Utd or Liverpool fans from a Sky remote

Players who cheat to try and win penalties or get opponents carded.

No atmosphere in modern grounds.

TV pundits who evade the real issue by putting most blame on match officials.

All Seater stadiums.

TV pundits & commentators who treat viewers as if we have never watched a game before in our lives.

Too much live football on TV.

Happy clapping Bovril sippers. ( The sit down crew )

Goal celebrations. Whatever happened to the simple handshake and pat on the back whilst jogging back to the centre circle.

Players who wear t-shirts under their match shirt bearing a banal message.

Players who blatantly abuse match officials at will but are allowed to get away with it.

Fourth officials who fail to add on the correct amount of time for injuries and substitutions. Given the amount of time the ball is out of play, the cheating and feigning of injuries.

Managers who treat the fans like morons with their bullshit post-match & after-match interviews ( did they really watch the same game )

Players diving and waving imaginary cards at the ref.

The press and TV media who make up 90% of story's.

Grown men wearing football shirts of their supposed team whilst out shopping with there missis. ( normally Man Utd or Liverpool I see )

Tippy tappy football.

Managers who continue to get jobs despite a string of failures. Only in football are failed bosses rewarded so lavishly with multi-million pound pay-offs and another new job within days.

Foreign owners ( ruined the game )

Clubs who spend every penny they receive from their annual Sky payouts on their already overpaid players and their agents, instead of using it to make ticket prices and merchandise more affordable for the working class supporter.

Coloured boots.


Fans already inside football grounds with banners saying against modern football and its pricing ect. ( Just paid in to watch the game )

Swansea city.

Clubs that change their kit at every given opportunity to make money.

Overpriced club merchandise.

FA Cup semi-finals at Wembley.

The Battle hideous booking systems in an attempt to buy tickets remotely.

Watered down beer and sub standard food within grounds on match days all well over priced and taste like old socks.

No real football pubs on match days everyone goes to before/after games these days. (Lets chat about easteneder's and have some food pubs)

Stats on games.

Other league games played on the same day as the FA Cup final.

Fixtures and kick-off times scheduled at the behest of Sky, often without any consideration for travelling fans.

Vincent Tan.

Fans who claim handball within the other teams area every chance they get.

Ridiculous shirt/squad numbering. Revert to one-to-eleven and then subs from 12 onwards ( how hard is it )

The one guy who's next to you or near you who ruins the game with his constant commentary while trying to convince everyone he should be our manager and who should play.

The 'Celebration' applause for any reason these days ( not connected to the club half the time ) that has replaced the respectful minutes silence.

Idiots on internet message boards who make ten accounts to get there point across, abuse people then hide behind a pc.

99p Hotdogs sold for £4 inside the ccs that taste like a rubber dildo ( I don't own one )

Refs who blow up when a player goes within two yards of a goalkeeper even though the goalkeeper run or jumped in to that player he still gets the free kick.

Is there anything that you do actually like about football these days?

Trouble is I find myself agreeing with most of them

Nope not really

99p Hotdogs sold for £4 inside the ccs that taste like a rubber dildo ( I don't own one )

..............but you must have tasted one at some point

u got me