Jokes Page

Why does a French police officer go by the numbers?
Because they never learned the alphabet.

A French Policeman was asked, "what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said "call for backup!"

French Police arrested two russian thugs yesterday. One had been drinking battery acid and the other whilst evading arrest ate some fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

French Police are after the Russian hooligan nicknamed "the knitting needle nutter" who's stabbed 6 people. They believe he's following some kind of pattern.

Aditional charges have been brought against a Russian caught repeatidly punching and kicking an English football fan.
He is now also charged with impersonating a Police officer!

Whats the difference between the Bermuda Triangle and the England football team?
The Bermuda Triangle has three points.

Whats the difference between the England football team and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays in a cup longer.

There is a new official England bra coming out. It has lots of support but no cups.

What do you call a Polish urine test? A piszcek