funniest football song you've heard?

Mine is:oh I do like to be beside the seaside;oh I do like to be beside the sea.oh I do like to walk along the prom tiddly om where the brass band play f**ck off west brom.

When Michael Chopra was warming up against us ,Cardiff fans sung "He'll bet where he wants ,He'll bet where he waaaannntsss. Michael Chopra He'll bet where he wants.

A song sung at an arsenal fan at the Emirates. "I predict a diet " "I predict a diet" Kaiser Chiefs tune

Mine is:oh I do like to be beside the seaside;oh I do like to be beside the sea.oh I do like to walk along the prom tiddly om where the brass band play f**ck off west brom.

When Andy Goram was playing for Rangers in goal, there was a newspaper report doing the rounds about him being mildly scitzophrenic, about 2 days before an old firm game. When he ran towards the sticks at the Celtic end, he was met with a chorus of 'There's only 2 Andy Gorams'.

Before anyone jumps on the PC bandwagon , I'm not taking the pee out of people with mental health issues as AG himself laughed at the banter.

My fav chant is still when we played Leeds to DJ it's

Heyyyyyyy hey bowyer, I wanna kmoewww why your not in jail.

Sung to Joleon lescot because of his scar - shit Harry Potter, your just a shit Harry Potter

Amobi wooh oh He's got an Asmara pump and he runs like forest bump

Stanley Stanley where's your wife ,Stanley where's your wife? ........superb reaction too, anyone remember that one ?

It's just like watching the bill,sung after we lost at Crewe in the cup when a line of coppers were spread across the pitch keeping back the hoarders of city fans trying to get at the Crewe fans,when in truth all we wanted to do was get home,it was freckling freezing

It's just like watching the bill,sung after we lost at Crewe in the cup when a line of coppers were spread across the pitch keeping back the hoarders of city fans trying to get at the Crewe fans,when in truth all we wanted to do was get home,it was freckling freezing

Was that when it snowed ? And when we scored there was a pitch invasion from us. If it was I was locked outside with lots of other city fans.

Sung to Joleon lescot because of his scar - shit Harry Potter, your just a shit Harry Potter

When we played wba at ninian Park and John hartson was playing was just when he was in the middle of a divorce I think , all game chanting at him "she's shaggin someone else, and now you're going to believe us she's shaggin someone else" he got so much abuse that night

It's just like watching the bill,sung after we lost at Crewe in the cup when a line of coppers were spread across the pitch keeping back the hoarders of city fans trying to get at the Crewe fans,when in truth all we wanted to do was get home,it was freckling freezing

Was that when it snowed ? And when we scored there was a pitch invasion from us. If it was I was locked outside with lots of other city fans.

Correct seem to remember Leggy scoring

When we played wba at ninian Park and John hartson was playing was just when he was in the middle of a divorce I think , all game chanting at him "she's shaggin someone else, and now you're going to believe us she's shaggin someone else" he got so much abuse that night

That must have affected him, it was relentless, I bet he will always hate us after that, we booted him while he was down

The pitch at crewe was like an ice rink, bobby gould came over to try and get the fans back in the stand and everyone was singing bobby goulds bushy eyebrows at him haha

The pitch at crewe was like an ice rink, bobby gould came over to try and get the fans back in the stand and everyone was singing bobby goulds bushy eyebrows at him haha

I remember Bobby came outside and said he'll get us in until someone shouted "Bobby ya c**t"

Your just a shit Barry island to Blackpool fans

The premier league, is upside down

When we played wba at ninian Park and John hartson was playing was just when he was in the middle of a divorce I think , all game chanting at him "she's shaggin someone else, and now you're going to believe us she's shaggin someone else" he got so much abuse that night

I remember that, I was only a youngster with my dad and all his mates in the bob bank remember that haha.

man city away in the prem when it kicked off with some stewards in our end ,man city fans started singing ,are you fighting over sheep , cheeky kents but funny all the same.

When you're sat in row zed, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora!!

that crewe game was freezing ! remember rodney jack scoring for them knocking us out. he was lightning that game