HORROR AT WORLD SNOOKER CHAMPIONSHIPS FINAL!!

All the crowd self-combusted with boredom last night.
1 frame took 1hour and 15mins
mark Selby had the longest time ever to take 1 shot-4minutes 16 seconds.
Last 3 frames took over 2 hours
2 tortoise's ran the London marathon quicker
Bring back marbles and conkers!!

I love it, snooker is a thinking mans sport. Thickos need not watch. Will be on the couch all day and night watching it such is my May day bank holiday money tradition.

I didn't watch last night I was out on the piss but I remember going into a bar which had it on and being surprised to see they were still playing at 10 past 12, I thought it was highlights before someone told me it was live.