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has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:18 pm

nob or nipples on a sunbed???????


just curious thats all :D

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:35 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:nob or nipples on a sunbed???????


just curious thats all :D



Burned my nob, didnt realise it was poking out of my trousers and resting on my shoe. 8-)

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:20 pm

Burnt me arse!!!

OUCH :oops:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:25 pm

Jez wrote:Burnt me arse!!!

OUCH :oops:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Me too!!

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:31 pm

claire wrote:
Jez wrote:Burnt me arse!!!

OUCH :oops:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Me too!!




do they need care and attention? ill rub them better :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:37 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:nob or nipples on a sunbed???????


just curious thats all :D

Men doing sun beds and spray tans are all a bit gay in my opinian...

Burt my knob smoking some hash in the buff, blim fell off its was painful as f**k

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:41 pm

NinianParkWasMyWife wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:nob or nipples on a sunbed???????


just curious thats all :D

Men doing sun beds and spray tans are all a bit gay in my opinian...

Burt my knob smoking some hash in the buff, blim fell off its was painful as f**k


I like a man with a tan!! :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:43 pm

Cut my arse shaving once, ended up putting a plaster on the mirror! :oops: :D

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:52 pm

Whilst we're on the subject of embarrassing matters, has anybody ever had a long hair growing out of their arse, as I have?

It doesn't really cause me any pain or other problems, but it's embarrassing when I fart, as it cracks like a whip! :lol:

:ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:23 pm

Never in my life will I go on a sunbed, too feminine (spellcheck) for me.. I'd rather just catch a normal tan

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:26 pm

claire wrote:
NinianParkWasMyWife wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:nob or nipples on a sunbed???????


just curious thats all :D

Men doing sun beds and spray tans are all a bit gay in my opinian...

Burt my knob smoking some hash in the buff, blim fell off its was painful as f**k


I like a man with a tan!! :lol:

I like your picture :o Whats someone as pretty as you doing on here on a friday night talking about burning bums, cocks and long arse hair :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:29 pm

FISH. wrote:Never in my life will I go on a sunbed, too feminine (spellcheck) for me.. I'd rather just catch a normal tan

Hear hear

Sunbeds lead to steroids and highlights in your hair, Its scientifically proven

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:40 pm

NinianParkWasMyWife wrote:
FISH. wrote:Never in my life will I go on a sunbed, too feminine (spellcheck) for me.. I'd rather just catch a normal tan

Hear hear

Sunbeds lead to steroids and highlights in your hair, Its scientifically proven


You missed out pink henleys tshirts that are a size to small

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:45 pm

burned my knob with a cigarette once :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:01 pm

this thread is getting out of control :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:03 pm

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FISH. wrote:
NinianParkWasMyWife wrote:
FISH. wrote:Never in my life will I go on a sunbed, too feminine (spellcheck) for me.. I'd rather just catch a normal tan

Hear hear

Sunbeds lead to steroids and highlights in your hair, Its scientifically proven


You missed out pink henleys tshirts that are a size to small



Chops he loves henleys :D - wonders if he got a pink tight one :?

ANYone who is sunkissed looks good! - BUT sunbeds were yrs ago for me - not no more

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:04 pm

dont have a piss against an electric fence either, coz that fecking hurts :shock: :shock:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:04 pm

no i dont, i got a tight pink thong though :ayatollah:

i think it is robs or claires :lol: :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:06 pm

rob wrote:dont have a piss against an electric fence either, coz that fecking hurts :shock: :shock:
and dont try lighting your farts on an electric hob :oops: :oops:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:08 pm

chippy909 wrote:no i dont, i got a tight pink thong though :ayatollah:

i think it is robs or claires :lol: :lol:



I am going shopping tomorrow just for you ;) bet you look sweet and all ripley in it :D

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:10 pm

robs or claires what?

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Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:13 pm

Jez wrote:
chippy909 wrote:no i dont, i got a tight pink thong though :ayatollah:

i think it is robs or claires :lol: :lol:



I am going shopping tomorrow just for you ;) bet you look sweet and all ripley in it :D
its my thong, and i want it back :D :old:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:13 pm

Jez wrote:
chippy909 wrote:no i dont, i got a tight pink thong though :ayatollah:

i think it is robs or claires :lol: :lol:



I am going shopping tomorrow just for you ;) bet you look sweet and all ripley in it :D




nice can u get me a pink fluffy one please babes ;) so it fits snuggly up my bum :lol: :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:15 pm

chippy.................yuk :lol: that thought hurts me

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:17 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:chippy.................yuk :lol: that thought hurts me
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:o :o :o :o :o :o OMG not as much as it hurts me - i was on about a T-Shirt! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:17 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:chippy.................yuk :lol: that thought hurts me




ur ass wud swallow the thong up :lol: :lol:


dont u like the thoughts of my cross dressing :lol: :lol:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:18 pm

my nob is burning :o :oops:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:26 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:my nob is burning :o :oops:



Deep heat instead of the KY - told you before when we have phone sex CHECK what tube !!!

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:27 pm

Jez wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:my nob is burning :o :oops:



Deep heat instead of the KY - told you before when we have phone sex CHECK what tube !!!



baz take my advice. When i had phone sex with jezz i used this south american lube. Was fantastic. :ayatollah:

Re: has anyone burned their.........................

Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:28 pm

i doused it in lighter fluid and set fire to it, just a normal friday afternoon thing that happens up here in the wilderness of PORTH :D :old: