The Deadline day, i love it.

Marshall has been Spotted in Tesco near the Everton training ground.

Revell on route back to Rotherham bethanmattsgrampy has drove him up there in style and free of charge.

Fabio on route to Westbrom for 2.5million plus a four pack of Stella.

Whitts in a last hour move to Sheffield wed only if he stops playing the back pass or sideways only game.

Manga flying to France as we speak to sign for Marseille and pick up some duty free booze for Ross McCormack who's on route to Hull in a taxi.



What gossip you got

Noone has been spotted in a Bournemouth strip club last night to.

Nothing happening in Grangetown at the moment, will keep my ears to the ground though

Nothing happening in Grangetown at the moment, will keep my ears to the ground though

Keep us in the loop

Alan Tate and Lee Trundle were spotted in Raqqa for "head hunting" opportunities.

Jon Parkin was spotted in Bridgend applying for jobs as a security guard at Home Bargains.

That's all I got.

Steven Fletcher had hijacked manga's plane on route to Marseille as he after the cheap plonk to

Joe Ledleys beard was spotted in Kego's in Merthyr having a trim. He declined to comment.

Lionel Messi turned up on Mars searching for the Afghani child who donned his famous Argentine jersey, which was to sent to him via De Kirchner.

Joe Ledleys beard was spotted in Kego's in Merthyr having a trim. He declined to comment.

He's been spotted up Merthyr retail park now in mataland grabbing some sales.

Who's outside howells keeping an eye out?

Arron Gunnarson Spotted Playing Fifa Ultimate team using Arsenals Kit. His Ultimate Team included

David Marshall

Connolly. Manga. Mertesacker. Fabio

Sanchez. Whittingam. Gunnarson. Walcott

Giroud. Kenwyne Jones.



They won 1-0 but kept only 28% possession against a strong Shrewsbury side

Marshall has been Spotted in Tesco near the Everton training ground.

Revell on route back to Rotherham bethanmattsgrampy has drove him up there in style and free of charge.

Fabio on route to Westbrom for 2.5million plus a four pack of Stella.

Whitts in a last hour move to Sheffield wed only if he stops playing the back pass or sideways only game.

Manga flying to France as we speak to sign for Marseille and pick up some duty free booze for Ross McCormack who's on route to Hull in a taxi.



What gossip you got

And if you think were signing Lawrence you must be on another planet.

Dortmund are looking to get Revell to replace Lewandowski.

Dortmund are looking to get Revell to replace Lewandowski.

With Lewandowski going to Rotherham.

Dortmund are looking to get Revell to replace Lewandowski.

With Lewandowski going to Rotherham.

Cracking signing for them.

Dortmund are looking to get Revell to replace Lewandowski.

With Lewandowski going to Rotherham.

Cracking signing for them.

Who? Dortmund?

Dortmund are looking to get Revell to replace Lewandowski.

With Lewandowski going to Rotherham.

Cracking signing for them.

Who? Dortmund?

Yeah no better replacement.

Pembroke Alun abducted by aliens on route to his weekly trip to a massage parlour in Haverfordwest

Pembroke Alun abducted by aliens on route to his weekly trip to a massage parlour in Haverfordwest

And now calls himself Pembroke Alien.

Akinfenwa returned to Swansea to become a tank driver. Little did he know the only tank in Swansea was bald, fat and had shit navigational systems.

Said Berahino seen sitting in his car outside Costco with the de-froster on to keep him warm up until one minute past eleven, at which time the gates were closed and he was sent on his way by Security Staffs without signing a contract!

He'll also likely get a parking ticket for over-staying his allotted paring time, as he didn't use any of the shops or pop into the Casino whilst he was there!