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jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:22 pm

anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:33 pm

kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:36 pm

paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:37 pm

always thought jokes should be on the index on here :lol:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:39 pm

angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:39 pm

but tell us your best joke first :old:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:54 pm

paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:57 pm

i think your the pits!!!!!! :old:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:09 pm

A dull blonde bimbo was getting fed up of being judged, so she dyed her hair red.

Since dying her hair red, everything she touched gave her pain.

She touched her elbow and she was in pain.

She touched her nose and she was in pain.

She touched her waist and she was in pain.

She touched her knee and she was in pain.

Fed up of being in pain, she went to see the doctor.

The doctor examined her trying to work out what was wrong.

Finally, the doctor realised what the problem was...















She had broken her finger...

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:12 pm

angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?



I am a tory voter

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:14 pm

angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?

You seem to be unwilling to answer my question, which of course is your right to do so,I just find it interesting in your silence

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:15 pm

except the answer is right above you!!! :lol:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:19 pm

nice one!!!! :old:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:22 pm

paulh_85 wrote:except the answer is right above you!!! :lol:

Fair enough, everyone has a right to keep their political and religious beliefs to themselves

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:33 pm

angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?



f*cking hell, talk about high jacking a thread. f**k off with your politics. Go watch some more news channels and lap it all up you brain dead lapdog

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:39 pm

nubbsy wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?



f*cking hell, talk about high jacking a thread. f**k off with your politics. Go watch some more news channels and lap it all up you brain dead lapdog

Your another somebody who prefers using personal abuse to intelligent dialogue, and I will deal with you accordingly

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:45 pm

paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?



I am a tory voter

So am I,suppose you knowing that you may consider voting Green or even Labour from now on

Re: re:jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:55 pm

anymore jokes guys but this time without that annoying political guy. :old:

Re: re:jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:57 pm

kalamazoomakone wrote:anymore jokes guys but this time without that annoying political guy. :old:


He hijacks a lot of posts in fact he's a joke in himself.

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:04 pm

hear hear well said sir :old:

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Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:20 pm

OriginalGrangeEndBlue wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anymore jokes guys but this time without that annoying political guy. :old:


He hijacks a lot of posts in fact he's a joke in himself.

Silly boy

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:49 pm

angelis1949 wrote:
nubbsy wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
angelis1949 wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
kalamazoomakone wrote:anyone got any great jokes on here ? :old:



have you read any of angelis' posts? hes made over 700 of them

If that's the standard of left wing humour,I think I will start watching sit coms



I'm left wing because i think youre an idiot? :laughing5:

Would you be willing to share with me your political leaning?



f*cking hell, talk about high jacking a thread. f**k off with your politics. Go watch some more news channels and lap it all up you brain dead lapdog

Your another somebody who prefers using personal abuse to intelligent dialogue, and I will deal with you accordingly



I'm more than capable of holding an intelligent conversation but I can't help but personally abuse you because your such a condescending prick.

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:52 pm

well other people are saying what your like you arsehole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :old:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:19 pm

Cardiff manager Russell Slade has set up a friendly match for the Cardiff team against Iceland to try and cheer fans up.






If they win that game, they'll play Tesco's next Saturday and then Asda on Wednesday!

:oops:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:49 pm

Double G wrote:Cardiff manager Russell Slade has set up a friendly match for the Cardiff team against Iceland to try and cheer fans up.






If they win that game, they'll play Tesco's next Saturday and then Asda on Wednesday!

:oops:


I liked that :laughing5: :laughing5:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:52 pm

Vincent Tan there's one!

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:49 pm

The RSPCA have banned Everton players from owning dogs


They cant hold on to a lead

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:03 pm

What's the difference between jam and marmalade??
You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends arse!!
:bluebird: :bluebird:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:06 pm

Pencoed wrote:The RSPCA have banned Everton players from owning dogs


They cant hold on to a lead


Aww a missed opportunity for a Slade joke there. :laughing6:

Re: jokes

Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:47 pm

"Any two-watt bulbs?"

"For what?"

"That'll do. I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn't have any."

"Any what?"

"Yes, please."