Get ready

It's that time of the year where nearly every player available in the country will be signing for us. Lost count of all the players who were rumoured to be on their way here in the Summer, must have run into the hundreds. Guarantee that once the rumours start again, if all the players linked with us actually sign, there won't be many clubs left with enough players to form a team. Problem is there won't be much money made available for new players, and even then they have to be persuaded to come to a mid table championship side. I think we'll be looking at cheap players from the lower leagues, and not sure if we will find a goal scorer like Jones (as much as I did'nt like him) without spending a load of cash.

rest assured Darren Bent is on his way

Sure you don't mean Marcus Bent

Howells school have run out of application forms.