Excuses from the Jacks

So Im working down in Swansea at the moment and have gotten a friendly with a couple of the jack bastards, and I was speaking to one today and he was adamant that the reason that they were failing this term was nothing to do with Monk and to do with a Board member sleeping with a couple of the players missus'. I could not help but laugh at this statement.

So Im working down in Swansea at the moment and have gotten a friendly with a couple of the jack bastards, and I was speaking to one today and he was adamant that the reason that they were failing this term was nothing to do with Monk and to do with a Board member sleeping with a couple of the players missus'. I could not help but laugh at this statement.

You probably wouldn't believe it, but this rumour originated from Man Citys 'Blue moon' website. It developed locally and turned into Martin Morgan shagging Nathan Dyers wife, and that's why he went too Leicester on loan

There were several threads on Swans websites regarding it, some several pages long until family members of Dyers wife turned up and threatened legal action as the rumours were not true. And that, was the end of that.

Boooooo Jack

How dare you let the truth get in the way of internet rumours

Boooooo Jack

How dare you let the truth get in the way of internet rumours

Well when the rumours were quashed it ruined my Christmas, so I'm not going to let you lot enjoy them!

So Im working down in Swansea at the moment and have gotten a friendly with a couple of the jack bastards, and I was speaking to one today and he was adamant that the reason that they were failing this term was nothing to do with Monk and to do with a Board member sleeping with a couple of the players missus'. I could not help but laugh at this statement.

It was all a ploy. Dyer let his missus nosh off Morgan whilst he stole his Rolex and nicked his wallet.

Happened at City a few years ago if I remember rightly. Trying to remember who was involved

Happened at City a few years ago if I remember rightly. Trying to remember who was involved

Loovens was shaving Paul Parrys missus was the rumour

Happened at City a few years ago if I remember rightly. Trying to remember who was involved

Loovens was shaving Paul Parrys missus was the rumour

Yep that's the one

Happened at City a few years ago if I remember rightly. Trying to remember who was involved

Loovens was shaving Paul Parrys missus was the rumour

Shaving? Didn't know she had a beard.

Happened at City a few years ago if I remember rightly. Trying to remember who was involved

Loovens was shaving Paul Parrys missus was the rumour

Shaving? Didn't know she had a beard.

On her arse

Happened at City a few years ago if I remember rightly. Trying to remember who was involved

Loovens was shaving Paul Parrys missus was the rumour

I remember she had a beard better than Joe ledleys so she asked for the von Dutch barber to groom it, in stepped loovens.