Joke thread :-D

Late one night a desperate Cardiff City fan wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money,” he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m Kenwyne Jones!”

“In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”




Mental football fans with poor dress sense, people openly taking drugs in every street and filthy prostitutes on every corner willing to do anything for money.

Ajax fans would love coming to Swansea.

Here's a better joke:








RUSSELL SLADE, CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER