Introducing/bringing 2 new people to the footy

We are bringing 2 people who are completely new to football matches to the charlton game on Saturday. They are not people who grew up on football like many of us so probably won't appreciate the league positions if we win etc. but want to try and get them into CCFC and wondered if any suggestions of how to make their day exciting/ memorable. I'm hoping we can have a good atmosphere (although I know that's been something in question of late but the game versus hull was good despite the score).

My advice....

Get them so drunk that they don't notice the game

Yes - I wondered if that maybe a better idea and then when they wake up in the morning I'll make them believe they had the best day out ever!

Sit them next to dai hunt

I think that my friends think it's going to be nuts! They are already practicing the chants that I taught them and can't wait to have a drink down the stadium but where we sit it's far to civilized!

I think that my friends think it's going to be nuts! They are already practicing the chants that I taught them and can't wait to have a drink down the stadium but where we sit it's far to civilized!

Drink prices will put them off

Take them in the Canton stand,if the game is crap,at least they'll have a laugh with some of the comments made by the fans.

Where are you sitting for the game?