Was there this afternoon and this couple walked past with a young lad about 4or5 yrs old.The parents started feeding all the ducks,swans etc when the mother screamed out,only to see the young boy running towards the lake's edge! On seeing this the father went at full pelt to save him,slipped on some swan shit and then "SPLOOOOSH"went head first into the lake
Kid was ok,dad went home looking like a right nana,packed there aswell-TAXI