Football fan 'attacks' steward with inflatable shark

Have you heard anything so ridiculous?

What a complete waste of taxpayers money.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197

What a prick of a steward

Sounds a bit fishy to me.Some of these stewards act like piranhas.

absolute joke that is. Great picture outside court haha

Bet if that had happened at the Mill Stadium with an inflatable sheep at a rugby match it would have been classed as "high jinks"

You couldn't make it up!

Could have been worse

Could have hit the steward with a dildo and knocked the git out

'I feel a bit deflated to be honest'
great line.

You couldnt mako it up!


sorry

Looking at the pictures of the weapon used in this attack, I'd say it had been blown out of proportion. Cab please Garcon.