Chopra Jokes ;)
Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:02 am
Chops said his wife has left him because he's a compulsive gambler.
Fair play to him though he has said he will do anything to win her back.
Last week he put a thousand pounds on a horse as it was the favourite.
The f*cking thing collapsed!
Chops Just bought a copy of International Cricket 2010 for his Xbox, but the disc is broken.
He got it going almost straight away though. Apparently they're f*cking good at fixing cricket games where he is from.
Chops came home from the pub four hours late last night.
"Where the f**k have you been?" screamed his wife.
He said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," he said. "This isn't our house anymore."
Chops on religion
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it.
Chops on a Cardiff return
I can support my gambling habit without a job, but I want one so I can support it even more.
Chops rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "pack up your things. I just won a million quid on an accumulator!" She replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" Chops responds, "I don't give a f@@k! Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
"Chops is going to a casino in central Asia. "Tibet?" "Of course, why else would he go!"
Chops went out with Morrison last night but Morrison got thrown out of the casino. A tad drunk he completely misunderstood the crap table.
A bum asks a Chops for 50p. Chops says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” Chops says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So Chops says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
Chops walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so Chops said: “I bet you £10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” Chops retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
Fair play to him though he has said he will do anything to win her back.
Last week he put a thousand pounds on a horse as it was the favourite.
The f*cking thing collapsed!
Chops Just bought a copy of International Cricket 2010 for his Xbox, but the disc is broken.
He got it going almost straight away though. Apparently they're f*cking good at fixing cricket games where he is from.
Chops came home from the pub four hours late last night.
"Where the f**k have you been?" screamed his wife.
He said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," he said. "This isn't our house anymore."
Chops on religion
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it.
Chops on a Cardiff return
I can support my gambling habit without a job, but I want one so I can support it even more.
Chops rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "pack up your things. I just won a million quid on an accumulator!" She replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" Chops responds, "I don't give a f@@k! Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
"Chops is going to a casino in central Asia. "Tibet?" "Of course, why else would he go!"
Chops went out with Morrison last night but Morrison got thrown out of the casino. A tad drunk he completely misunderstood the crap table.
A bum asks a Chops for 50p. Chops says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” Chops says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So Chops says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
Chops walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so Chops said: “I bet you £10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” Chops retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
Re: Chopra Jokes ;)
Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:05 am
Bloody brilliant Lyndy 
Annis, please make this a sticky!!!
Annis, please make this a sticky!!!
Re: Chopra Jokes ;)
Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:22 pm
"Chops is going to a casino in central Asia. "Tibet?" "Of course, why else would he go!"
Re: Chopra Jokes ;)
Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:44 pm
I really didnt want to laugh at any chops jokes....but i couldnt help it.
You rotten sod
You rotten sod