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Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:56 pm

A friend of mine in work was moonlighting as a human cannonball but when he went to do it yesterday he was fired! :D

Its ok though because he had a phone call today from his boss telling him he could have his job back if he wanted it. Apparently he couldn't find anyone of the same caliber! :P

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:02 pm

Are you here all week?

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:24 pm

Roathblue33 wrote:Are you here all week?


:lol:

The winner so far......


A man walks into a bakers and says
"Can I have a steak and kiddlie pie please"
Sorry, I didn't catch you
"can I have a Steak and Kiddlie pie please"
Don't you mean steak and kidney?
"That's what I said, diddle I"

Sorry

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:18 pm

Man walks into a chip shop and says : "I'll have 2 pissoles and chips".

The owner says: "That's not a "p", it's an "r""

So the customer says : "OK then, give me two arseoles and chips".

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:30 pm

The boy goes over to his mums and she is putting make up on her face and she says "oh shit" and the boy asks "what does that mean"? and she says "oh its just another word for putting make up on my face" then the boy goes over to his dad and he is cutting the chicken and he says "oh f**k" and the boy asks "what does than mean"? and he says "oh its just another word for cutting" the chicken then the boy goes over to his friends and they ask "what are your mum and dad doing"? which the boy replied "my mum is putting shit on her face and my dad is f*cking a chicken". :D

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:47 pm

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:47 pm

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:50 pm

Why was six afraid of seven? Coz seven was a well known six offender

Re: Joke thread

Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:02 pm

ole gunnar solskjaer

Re: Joke thread

Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:01 am

What's the only key that'll open any door?


A pi-key!