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Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:13 pm

Much needed.
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Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:53 pm

Have you any friends?

Do you correct people with their grammar when out and about?

Are you an arguementive tosser?

People like you are a numpty. You know what people mean but try and be the perfect retard.

I imagine you're the type to sit behind his keyboard wearing spectacles and masturbating and monitoring every post on every thread you wiedio.

Is my grammar ok?

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:27 pm

Apart from weidio yes . :lol:

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:29 pm

norms75 wrote:Apart from weidio yes . :lol:


Wiedio even :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:32 pm

Brighton & Hove Albion wrote:Have you any friends?

Do you correct people with their grammar when out and about?

Are you an arguementive tosser?

People like you are a numpty. You know what people mean but try and be the perfect retard.

I imagine you're the type to sit behind his keyboard wearing spectacles and masturbating and monitoring every post on every thread you wiedio.

Is my grammar ok?


Your spelling and grammar gives me the impression you are a retard.

You aren't even a Cardiff fan f**k off to a Brighton board. It's a tongue in cheek message and I don't correct people's spelling or grammar although have no problem with people who do.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:33 pm

In a letter or work stuff yes, a forum, who cares.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:37 pm

maccydee wrote:Much needed.



please add COULD HAVE not could of

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:55 pm

norms75 wrote:
norms75 wrote:Apart from weidio yes . :lol:


Wiedio even :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :ayatollah: :bluebird:

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:11 pm

If Swansealad ever makes it out of the Thai Sex-Pest jail he/her/it is currently incarcerated in with his arse half intact, he would drive this thread into meltdown. I sure miss that backwards-bastard but at least we've got Dantheswansman as a fully functional stand-in stunt retard until the master returns.

Swansealads FB status currently reads: 'ALive - juSt, Wringpeece now loooking like shoTgun exit woond. GarDs cawl mee Jack FuckTrumpet. Paaaarp'.

Ouch.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:13 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:If Swansealad ever makes it out of the Thai Sex-Pest jail he/her/it is currently incarcerated in with his arse half intact, he would drive this thread into meltdown. I sure miss that backwards-bastard but at least we've got Dantheswansman as a fully functional stand-in stunt retard until the master returns.

Swansealads FB status currently reads: 'ALive - juSt, Wringpeece now loooking like shoTgun exit woond. GarDs cawl mee Jack FuckTrumpet. Paaaarp'.

Ouch.


Awesome post.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:14 pm

maccydee wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:If Swansealad ever makes it out of the Thai Sex-Pest jail he/her/it is currently incarcerated in with his arse half intact, he would drive this thread into meltdown. I sure miss that backwards-bastard but at least we've got Dantheswansman as a fully functional stand-in stunt retard until the master returns.

Swansealads FB status currently reads: 'ALive - juSt, Wringpeece now loooking like shoTgun exit woond. GarDs cawl mee Jack FuckTrumpet. Paaaarp'.

Ouch.


Awesome post.


Swansealad is apparently tied upside-down to one.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:16 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
maccydee wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:If Swansealad ever makes it out of the Thai Sex-Pest jail he/her/it is currently incarcerated in with his arse half intact, he would drive this thread into meltdown. I sure miss that backwards-bastard but at least we've got Dantheswansman as a fully functional stand-in stunt retard until the master returns.

Swansealads FB status currently reads: 'ALive - juSt, Wringpeece now loooking like shoTgun exit woond. GarDs cawl mee Jack FuckTrumpet. Paaaarp'.

Ouch.


Awesome post.


Swansealad is apparently tied upside-down to one.


We have all been there.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:15 pm

maccydee wrote:Much needed.


The word 'to' doesn't indicate motion. It precedes a verb

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:50 pm

Cardiff dyskinesia wrote:
maccydee wrote:Much needed.


The word 'to' doesn't indicate motion. It precedes a verb


To walk
To run
To fly
To go
To see

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:00 pm

maccydee wrote:
Cardiff dyskinesia wrote:
maccydee wrote:Much needed.


The word 'to' doesn't indicate motion. It precedes a verb


To walk
To run
To fly
To go
To see


To stand
To sit
To lay
To kneel
To lean

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Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:01 pm

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Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:03 am

What really f##ks me up is the old rule, " I " before " E " Except after " C " then I spell SCIENCE ?????

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:21 pm

thought this was a football forum not a university for english grammar? someone needs to get half a life if not a whole one! :thumbup:

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:39 pm

Maybe you should print the picture out and hand it out down the city stadium or in canton before the next home game... oh no wait you don't go! Brighton has probably seen us play more than you.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:00 pm

nubbsy wrote:Maybe you should print the picture out and hand it out down the city stadium or in canton before the next home game... oh no wait you don't go! Brighton has probably seen us play more than you.


Piss off I've been to the city home and away hundreds of times just not for the last 4 or 5 years as I live away as an in the Raf and work shift.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:29 pm

maccydee wrote:
nubbsy wrote:Maybe you should print the picture out and hand it out down the city stadium or in canton before the next home game... oh no wait you don't go! Brighton has probably seen us play more than you.


Piss off I've been to the city home and away hundreds of times just not for the last 4 or 5 years as I live away as an in the Raf and work shift.



I could hand them out for you? There's clearly a grammar epidemic happening in South Wales that needs to be tackled at the source - Cardiff city fans

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:04 am

maccydee wrote:
nubbsy wrote:Maybe you should print the picture out and hand it out down the city stadium or in canton before the next home game... oh no wait you don't go! Brighton has probably seen us play more than you.


Piss off I've been to the city home and away hundreds of times just not for the last 4 or 5 years as I live away as an in the Raf and work shift.


:lol: :lol:

Oh the irony!!

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:06 am

GrangeEndStar wrote:
maccydee wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:If Swansealad ever makes it out of the Thai Sex-Pest jail he/her/it is currently incarcerated in with his arse half intact, he would drive this thread into meltdown. I sure miss that backwards-bastard but at least we've got Dantheswansman as a fully functional stand-in stunt retard until the master returns.

Swansealads FB status currently reads: 'ALive - juSt, Wringpeece now loooking like shoTgun exit woond. GarDs cawl mee Jack FuckTrumpet. Paaaarp'.

Ouch.


Awesome post.


Swansealad is apparently tied upside-down to one.


Approaching top form :notworthy:

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:02 am

I've got a degree in English Language Studies, I write for a number of globally renowned gambling and sports publications, and I consider myself to be very apt with words, spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

However, if you feel the need to get on your high horse on a football forum and start preaching about the above then you really need to deflate your ego. The English language is famously one of the toughest languages to perfect and being better at it than someone else does not make you a better person than them.

Provided I can understand what someone has posted then who gives a f**k if they use the correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar?

Jesus, some people are embarrassing.

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:17 am

Zabier wrote:I've got a degree in English Language Studies, I write for a number of globally renowned gambling and sports publications, and I consider myself to be very apt with words, spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

However, if you feel the need to get on your high horse on a football forum and start preaching about the above then you really need to deflate your ego. The English language is famously one of the toughest languages to perfect and being better at it than someone else does not make you a better person than them.

Provided I can understand what someone has posted then who gives a f**k if they use the correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar?

Jesus, some people are embarrassing.


Spot on. I worked as a journalist for a global American financial news agency and I cringe when I see people doing this. All I can say that if someone is compelled to correct someone's language to appear superior, then it reveals a lot about that person. Hell, even Swansealad could make himself understood and he has the IQ of a dried-out dog turd.

So remember folks, when you see a grammar nazi that is feeling down in the dumps, give them a hug and say...“There, Their, They’re.”

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:21 am

maccydee wrote:
Brighton & Hove Albion wrote:Have you any friends?

Do you correct people with their grammar when out and about?

Are you an arguementive tosser?

People like you are a numpty. You know what people mean but try and be the perfect retard.

I imagine you're the type to sit behind his keyboard wearing spectacles and masturbating and monitoring every post on every thread you wiedio.

Is my grammar ok?


Your spelling and grammar gives me the impression you are a retard.

You aren't even a Cardiff fan f**k off to a Brighton board. It's a tongue in cheek message and I don't correct people's spelling or grammar although have no problem with people who do.





Seeing as you're criticising others, I just thought I'd point out the poor standard of your own punctuation! ;)

Doesn't bother me, but if you're going to start daft threads like this one...

Having an education of a standard similar to Zabier's, I can concur with his comment that on a football Forum it really doesn't matter, so long as the point is put across in a non-offensive manner

We can't all be wordsmiths and I'm guessing you can't do a lot of things that some of the people you ridicule can do either!

Have to say, you appear very churlish on this one! :(

Re: Spelling/grammar tips

Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:21 am

GrangeEndStar wrote:
Zabier wrote:I've got a degree in English Language Studies, I write for a number of globally renowned gambling and sports publications, and I consider myself to be very apt with words, spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

However, if you feel the need to get on your high horse on a football forum and start preaching about the above then you really need to deflate your ego. The English language is famously one of the toughest languages to perfect and being better at it than someone else does not make you a better person than them.

Provided I can understand what someone has posted then who gives a f**k if they use the correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar?

Jesus, some people are embarrassing.


Spot on. I worked as a journalist for a global American financial news agency and I cringe when I see people doing this. All I can say that if someone is compelled to correct someone's language to appear superior, then it reveals a lot about that person. Hell, even Swansealad could make himself understood and he has the IQ of a dried-out dog turd.

So remember folks, when you see a grammar nazi that is feeling down in the dumps, give them a hug and say...“There, Their, They’re.”


:lol: