Joke Thread

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Russell Slade was in hospital for treatment on a boil on his leg today.
However he was unaware that the nurse was DYSLEXIC.The head doctor told the nurse to "PRICK HIS BOIL"but she boiled his prick instead!

I thought this was a joke thread????

A gang of kids was chasing Quasimodo ...... He said "f**k off " ...... I have'nt got your ball

What is Graham Norton,s favourite chinese dish?

cream of sum yung guy

My wife has been missing for a week...police have told me to prepare for the worst.....so I had to go back down the charity shop to get her clothes back

Two men are sitting at a bar.
One dressed in an Armani suit the other in his work clothes.
The business man turns to the other and says " I bought my wife a brand new BMW and a 5 carat diamond for mother's day"
The worker looks confused and say "Why two such extravagant gifts?"
"Well...if she decides she doesn't like the ring she can drive her BMW back to the jewellers and exchange it for what she would prefer"

"Oh" says the worker" I did something similar for my wife"
"How so?" says the business man "Well I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo" The business man looked truly confused
"Well mate. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go F*** herself"

It is could have , not could of. Why do so many people struggle with this?

I got fucked up by a gang of morris dancers last night.
They kicked seven bells of shit out of me!

It is could have , not could of. Why do so many people struggle with this?

It was the same when Bothroyd played for us and people used to call him Boothroyd, so annoying.

It is could have , not could of. Why do so many people struggle with this?

It's the same as when people leave a space before a comma. Why do so many people struggle with this?