Joke thread
Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:52 pm
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:49 pm
Slade 
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:04 pm
Apparently, anal sex is still against the law in Iceland......
.... I'm not sure about Farm Foods, but be careful!
.... I'm not sure about Farm Foods, but be careful!
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:22 pm
Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Disney DVD's except one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up.
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:32 pm
Wayne S wrote:Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Disney DVD's except one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
Couldn't resist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:43 pm
A family are driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that mum!
Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that mum!
Re: Joke thread
Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:58 pm
Fresh evidence has shown that the three british females thought to have defected to Isis have been beaten and sold into slavery...
After their flight from Birmingham was cancelled
After their flight from Birmingham was cancelled
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:59 pm
Jihadi Johns identity has been released causing shock amongst is old neighbours in London, as they only knew him as Paki Pete.
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Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:20 am
My wife told me she's leaving me due to my obsession with plants!
I said to her 'where's this stemming from petal'?
I said to her 'where's this stemming from petal'?
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Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:29 pm
My wife said she wants a divorce just after our 1st anniversary because she says I'm
Obsessed with football.
I told her: "Come on love, this is just a difficult second-season".
Obsessed with football.
I told her: "Come on love, this is just a difficult second-season".
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Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:51 pm
Broke my arm in two places....Doctor said don't go to those places.
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Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:53 am
Two 4 year old kids in hospital.
Kid 1: "What you in for?
Kid 2: "Tonsils out later".
Kid 1: "Oh you'll love it. When you wake up after, they give you jelly and ice cream to eat. I had mine done last year"
Kid 2: "What you in for?"
Kid 1: "Being circumcised later".
Kid 2 "Oh shit, that's terrrible. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"
Kid 1: "What you in for?
Kid 2: "Tonsils out later".
Kid 1: "Oh you'll love it. When you wake up after, they give you jelly and ice cream to eat. I had mine done last year"
Kid 2: "What you in for?"
Kid 1: "Being circumcised later".
Kid 2 "Oh shit, that's terrrible. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"