Valentines day what did you buy her then?

There's a few corn snakes on here who like a creep in hope of a blowjob after whatever years of marriage which is like eating beans on toast everyday, now and then you have to chuck some spices on

So what did you get her or him for the ones who bat for the otherside.

I'll come clean first . Mine had thorntons, roses, 50quid for her nails & eyebrows done although I've no idea why women waste money on this myself

Meanwhile I got a card and some fishing DVD's so I'm feeling the love

A bunch of expensive flowers that will probably go back to around a fiver tomorrow

Perfume.

And I got a BLUE CCFC jumper in return

Perfume.

And I got a BLUE CCFC jumper in return

I bet it was red really

1 big BLUE rose, She was'nt impressed

A card with a £10 scratchcard

A card

A card with a £10 scratchcard

In hope she would win big and piss off?

A card

Tighter than Jimmy savilles wife you are Carl

I got Elvis's Album with "Welcome to My World "

I got Elvis's Album with "Welcome to My World "

Carl be creaming his y-fronts u mention Elvis.

I got Elvis's Album with "Welcome to My World "

Carl be creaming his y-fronts u mention Elvis.

I've booked us a romantic table for tonight.

Hope she likes snooker

I've booked us a romantic table for tonight.

Hope she likes snooker

Always thinking of her I see

Nothing. She's fortunate enough to have the vote and more rights. Can't have them taking liberties now can we?

Nothing. She's fortunate enough to have the vote and more rights. Can't have them taking liberties now can we?

Hear hear Barnett

fav chocs wispa biscuits, fav lager peroni and some red roses. last years card, stuff buying another 1, i kept last years as she did me.
breakfast in bed i got and plenty of brownie points for the next home game i accidently miss the train on

I got Elvis's Album with "Welcome to My World "

Make her take you to grace lands for your birthday annis I did it for my 50th the house is great then go to the sun recording studios where he made his first record for his mum

This year we have been together for 30 years, so I made a special effort and planted 30 red roses which will bloom in the summer. She won't be too happy though as I have arranged them to read 'Thanks For Ruining My Life You Fat-Cunt'.

Nothing as I'm single.

Single and ready to ming.....sit in my house and do nothing As everyone else I know are in couples.

Nothing as I'm single.

Single and ready to ming.....sit in my house and do nothing As everyone else I know are in couples.

You even sound depressed there's always xhamster.com