Exclusive - CCFC New Player Interview Questions
Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:24 pm
CCFC Interview questions for him and others:
1) How far can you kick the ball?
2) How much elevation can you put on the ball?
3) We only like our players to put in an effort for about 45mins, how would you feel about that?
4) What are your salary aspirations? (Before allowing an answer) Unfortunately that is too high, how would you feel about playing for the shirt and we'll pay for the curry after, we may throw in travelling expenses?
5) Will you wear a red shirt under the blue to bring us luck? If you have any rabbits feet or four leaf clovers we may have to use them for the wider good of the team.
6) We're not keen on our players holding on to the ball for too long, how would you feel if you were subbed if your pass accuracy got above 70%?
7) Does guilt affect you, what I mean is how would you feel if you were playing really badly, I'm mean really shit but we kept picking you?
8) If you fall out of favour, maybe by playing well, will you agree to have your contract terminated, don't worry we'll pay it up as long as you don't talk about the club
9) I know I'm not supposed to ask, but how old are you? We don't play anyone who's young and shows promise.
10) Under no circumstances, this is a gross misconduct offence, do you contribute to a team that wins away from home, how do you feel about that?
11) Finally, we're the worst passing team and team for holding possession, we like to "lump it to Kenwynne", we're selling all the players with flare, our owner has lost interest and wants out, the internal workings of our club are in disarray and the fans no longer want to come to watch you. Could you tell me why we should employ you and why you want to come here?
1) How far can you kick the ball?
2) How much elevation can you put on the ball?
3) We only like our players to put in an effort for about 45mins, how would you feel about that?
4) What are your salary aspirations? (Before allowing an answer) Unfortunately that is too high, how would you feel about playing for the shirt and we'll pay for the curry after, we may throw in travelling expenses?
5) Will you wear a red shirt under the blue to bring us luck? If you have any rabbits feet or four leaf clovers we may have to use them for the wider good of the team.
6) We're not keen on our players holding on to the ball for too long, how would you feel if you were subbed if your pass accuracy got above 70%?
7) Does guilt affect you, what I mean is how would you feel if you were playing really badly, I'm mean really shit but we kept picking you?
8) If you fall out of favour, maybe by playing well, will you agree to have your contract terminated, don't worry we'll pay it up as long as you don't talk about the club
9) I know I'm not supposed to ask, but how old are you? We don't play anyone who's young and shows promise.
10) Under no circumstances, this is a gross misconduct offence, do you contribute to a team that wins away from home, how do you feel about that?
11) Finally, we're the worst passing team and team for holding possession, we like to "lump it to Kenwynne", we're selling all the players with flare, our owner has lost interest and wants out, the internal workings of our club are in disarray and the fans no longer want to come to watch you. Could you tell me why we should employ you and why you want to come here?
Re: Exclusive - CCFC New Player Interview Questions
Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:49 pm
E=Mc2 Albert. Where E=Effluent, M=Midfield, c=crap
Re: Exclusive - CCFC New Player Interview Questions
Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:55 pm
Re: Exclusive - CCFC New Player Interview Questions
Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:04 pm
Inside info love it
Re: Exclusive - CCFC New Player Interview Questions
Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:12 pm
City Slicker wrote:E=Mc2 Albert. Where E=Effluent, M=Midfield, c=crap
