ALF's agent...

Do him a favour and get him out of here.....The football gods are not shinning on him.

Torres was shot in the premier league but is already scoring in the "superior" la liga.....

I think your right Alf is suffering from Fernando Torres syndrome.

I think your right Alf is suffering from Fernando Torres syndrome.

I think he's suffering from being shit.

alf always seems to struggle when he is in the starting line up even at reading on times, always been better as an impact sub

I think your right Alf is suffering from Fernando Torres syndrome.

I think he's suffering from being shit.

Same thing either way.