NEW KIT MAN !?

I was on facebook earlier and the headline "Slade confirms Inter Milan winger has joined the club" came through on my news feed. I hadn't heard anything about this so straight away I says to the missus "It looks like City's signing someone from Inter Milan - makes a change from f**king Rotherham". The missus replied: "probably their kitman on a trial".

he is not old enough to be in charge of the kit