" 10 ways to p1ss off Vincent Tan "
Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:12 pm
" 10 ways to p1ss off Vincent Tan "
Link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... an-3191766
Old article but thought it was funny
10 ways to ''p***'' off Vincent Tan: A comprehensive guide for Cardiff City fans
By Richard Beech
Tan has threatened to leave the club if fans "piss" him off, so we've stepped in to show how, purely theoretically, you might be able to do this
1) Send him a signed photo of Malky Mackay
2) Lead a crack commando team's invasion of his super-secret base of operations hidden inside a hollowed out volcano
The Chaparrastique volcano spews ash in the municipality of San MiguelVincent Tan's volcanic lair
3) Tell him to change Cardiff's kit back to blue, because dragons CAN be blue
4) Tell him black gloves are so last season
2013Vincent TanVincent 'Hitman' Tan
5) Hold up a banner comparing him to ET
PASoccer - Barclays Premier League - Cardiff City v Southampton - Cardiff City StadiumET/VT - close enough
6) Tell him he is behind an Italian dancer on Google Auto Complete
7) Dust off those Photoshop CS3 skills...
8) Tell him how much you don't like him in TWO different languages
Christopher Lee/Getty ImagesCardiff City v Southampton - Premier LeagueMulti-lingual annoyance
9) Go to a Cardiff City match dressed as the Blue Man Group
10) Recreate the Being John Malkovic movie poster but with Malky Mackay's face (Being John Malky-vic)
Link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... an-3191766
Old article but thought it was funny
10 ways to ''p***'' off Vincent Tan: A comprehensive guide for Cardiff City fans
By Richard Beech
Tan has threatened to leave the club if fans "piss" him off, so we've stepped in to show how, purely theoretically, you might be able to do this
1) Send him a signed photo of Malky Mackay
2) Lead a crack commando team's invasion of his super-secret base of operations hidden inside a hollowed out volcano
The Chaparrastique volcano spews ash in the municipality of San MiguelVincent Tan's volcanic lair
3) Tell him to change Cardiff's kit back to blue, because dragons CAN be blue
4) Tell him black gloves are so last season
2013Vincent TanVincent 'Hitman' Tan
5) Hold up a banner comparing him to ET
PASoccer - Barclays Premier League - Cardiff City v Southampton - Cardiff City StadiumET/VT - close enough
6) Tell him he is behind an Italian dancer on Google Auto Complete
7) Dust off those Photoshop CS3 skills...
8) Tell him how much you don't like him in TWO different languages
Christopher Lee/Getty ImagesCardiff City v Southampton - Premier LeagueMulti-lingual annoyance
9) Go to a Cardiff City match dressed as the Blue Man Group
10) Recreate the Being John Malkovic movie poster but with Malky Mackay's face (Being John Malky-vic)
Re: 10 ways to p1ss off tan
Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:14 pm
2blue2handle wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/10-ways-piss-vincent-tan-3191766
Old article but thought it was funny
Re: " 10 ways to p1ss off Vincent Tan "
Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:19 pm
Couple of ideas there.
Re: " 10 ways to p1ss off Vincent Tan "
Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:24 pm
Why not turn up to games, with your trousers up around your belly...... BUT WEAR A BLUE BELT !!
Re: " 10 ways to p1ss off Vincent Tan "
Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:20 pm
speaking of photoshop...
Anybody got a decent image of our old badge? Have been trying to put one on this for a few weeks now but not got a great img file of it.