What's the funniest thing youve ever seen supporting city?

We've had lot's of doom and gloom on here recently so it's time to change course.Whatever happens to our club there's no denying on our day city fans are in a league of their own.I've been going for over 40years and even though there's been plenty of lows,there have been many times when I've nearly died pissing myself laughing at the things I've witnessed whilst supporting this club.I remember Wrexham in the welsh cup semi-final,pissing down with rain when a city fan(who wanted to get in the grange end)jumped the toilet wall only to stumble and land in the pissing trough where 5 or 6 city fans continued to urinate all over him
Another couple of classics was when the walls of the bar behind the bob bank blew off and nobody turned a hair and just kept on drinking and singing.Also when a pissed off city fan grabbed dai hunt's horn off him outside the ninian park pub and smashed him over the head with it You keep blowing that next to me in the ground again and I will ram it up your f*cking arse he snapped!
I love this club, and our fans are the best.
We will all unite again soon-BLUEBIRDS!
Must be loads of you out there with some classic tales whilst supporting city.

One that initially comes to mind would be the Haris Vuckic 'someone show him what to do' chant

We've had lot's of doom and gloom on here recently so it's time to change course.Whatever happens to our club there's no denying on our day city fans are in a league of their own.I've been going for over 40years and even though there's been plenty of lows,there have been many times when I've nearly died pissing myself laughing at the things I've witnessed whilst supporting this club.I remember Wrexham in the welsh cup semi-final,pissing down with rain when a city fan(who wanted to get in the grange end)jumped the toilet wall only to stumble and land in the pissing trough where 5 or 6 city fans continued to urinate all over him
Another couple of classics was when the walls of the bar behind the bob bank blew off and nobody turned a hair and just kept on drinking and singing.Also when a pissed off city fan grabbed dai hunt's horn off him outside the ninian park pub and smashed him over the head with it You keep blowing that next to me in the ground again and I will ram it up your f*cking arse he snapped!
I love this club, and our fans are the best.
We will all unite again soon-BLUEBIRDS!
Must be loads of you out there with some classic tales whilst supporting city.

Loads with the city but my favourite was with Wales out in Milan. Guy pulls up in a Ferrari with his wife goes in to the shop on his own and when he returns all the valley rams boys were in the car with the wife having photos, he was fuming at first but seen the funny side.

Watching city in crystal palace one year I was meeting my lad in a pub when I had a call from him he said where are you I said in the pub he said step outside I'm the other side of the road when I went outside there was mayhem six city fans dressed as smurfs were holding up the traffic dancing in the middle of the road pissed up they didn't know where they were my lad was across the road he was laughing so much he had tears in his eyes he was doubled up all you could hear were cars horns blowing utter chaos my lad crossed the road to me and said you just know city are in London when things like this happen I couldn't agree with more it was one of those city moments

Watching city in crystal palace one year I was meeting my lad in a pub when I had a call from him he said where are you I said in the pub he said step outside I'm the other side of the road when I went outside there was mayhem six city fans dressed as smurfs were holding up the traffic dancing in the middle of the road pissed up they didn't know where they were my lad was across the road he was laughing so much he had tears in his eyes he was doubled up all you could hear were cars horns blowing utter chaos my lad crossed the road to me and said you just know city are in London when things like this happen I couldn't agree with more it was one of those city moments

Mascots having a punch up at Bury. City mascot was Bartley and he battered the other guy.

Best bit is Bury's mascot is Sir Robert Peel, founder of the police.

Awful game, Spencer Prior came over and apologised to those of us who were still there

The pre-season friendly against Bilbao I think when the ball was cleared by our defence very high up for a throw in and as the ball came down some Malaysian guy headed the ball into his own glasses and knocked himself out and fell over the advertising hoardings. People were crying with laughter and some of the city players were too. The guy got taken away on a stretcher but got up and took a bow and waved to the crowd before he left. I guess you had to be there, but it was priceless at the time.

Anthony Gerrard booting balls at the mascot (think it was in Watford) was pretty funny!

Also never forget when people were waiting on either side of Ninian Park station, and it had snowed the day before, and there was still snow and ice on the platforms. People started throwing snowballs to the other side, so it ended up being a snowball fight. One guy threw a block of ice at some big guy and it hit him square in the nose, knocked his glasses off. Thought he was going to come over and knock the guys head off! Ended up pissing himself laughing, seen the funny side of it luckily

Everyone cheering when Peterborough made it 4-1,then what happened after,you just had to laugh on the way home

Went to sunderland when chopra scored a couple and we took the 3pts.went back to newcastle where we were staying,and went in this pub on the corner.within an hour it was packed outside with city fans and a few geordies.All of a sudden ant and dec came past in a chauffer driven car.cue mass abuse,city fans and geordies pissing themselves.even ant and dec saw the funny side of it.

I was in my Teens, around 10 years ago against Millwall at home.
Some pissed up guy, about 5ft, asked to hold his clothes while he streaked from the Bob Bank Terrace. Funny as f**k, the whole ground cheered as he dodged a few stewards and then slipped on his arse

Brighton in 76 we left porth at midnight got there 6am straight into sea 50 pissheads drunk skinnydipping old bill laughing loje hell those were the days

Coventry away about 12 years ago, Scott Shearer in goals, had an absolute stinker, all the ccfc fans were doing the shearer celebration ... Reading away a few years ago, one fat Reading lad squared up to about 4,000 city fans. Great times supporting a great club, hopefully get it back one day.

The pre-season friendly against Bilbao I think when the ball was cleared by our defence very high up for a throw in and as the ball came down some Malaysian guy headed the ball into his own glasses and knocked himself out and fell over the advertising hoardings. People were crying with laughter and some of the city players were too. The guy got taken away on a stretcher but got up and took a bow and waved to the crowd before he left. I guess you had to be there, but it was priceless at the time.

I was there for that game he was only just in front of me and my lad, soppy fucker

Wokingham away f.a. Cup.Only 4 of us on train as all the city fans had gone up early.we were wondering if we would find where they were drinking.DIdn't have to worry coz as soon as we got out of the station there was a pub full of city.Before we even got
a pint in the landlord went crazy when he noticed the fruit machine had gone.few city had taken it out the back and rinsed it.Cue the cops en masse.

Paying 9 mill for Cornelius.


Probably the I saw Eddie Score chants and massive eruption from the fans USA USA.......

Do the ayotoallh tourist chants outside Madame Tusaurds at the play off final were funny aswell.

Meeting the maddest footballer we ever had robin Friday we went to jump in a taxi to go to the ground when Friday shouts can I jump in with u lads me and my mate where only kids then he jumps in the front and off we went he had a denim jacket on and jeans scuffrey as hell on the back of his jacket he had Ccfc written on it after chatting to him for about ten minutes we get out of the taxi at the ground when says thanks lads I'll pay for the taxi happy days

Watching city fans frothing at the mouth at the thought of a debt free club for a rebrand. The same people are still waiting years on.

Mascots having a punch up at Bury. City mascot was Bartley and he battered the other guy.

Best bit is Bury's mascot is Sir Robert Peel, founder of the police.

Awful game, Spencer Prior came over and apologised to those of us who were still there

I was there that night. Remember the social club before the game too?

In a bizarre coincidence, last night in Brisbane Pig n Whistle, I honestly met the Bury replacement of Bobby Peel! He's a Man Utd fan and we were having a laugh about the Bartley brawl, what a coincidence. Funny as f**k. Bartley was f*cking shitfaced.

Carling cup match couple of seasons ago against prem lge Blackburn. Gunnar went to take 1 of his long throws came right back by advertising boards and when he went to start his run his foot was caught under boarding and he was stuck probably not the funniest thing ever but funny at the time

When Rambo was back on loan and knocked the ref flying, he was on the ground for ages and fans singing "let him die" ha then the announcer asking us to please respect the officials haha

Lee Bowyer being hit by a pie thrown from the bob bank in the Leeds FA Cup game was such beautiful thing to see

Super Kev knocking the linesman (woman I should say) over was about the only good thing about that match think we were 3 nil down in the first 20 mins.

Dirty Sanchez coming to Ninian Park about 8 or 9 years ago to film for their film, and everyone was just chanting you jack b*stard to the short one and aiming for him constantly, don't think it made it into the film in the end!

The appointment of Russell Slade as our manager

Wolves away when the west midlands police thought they were royal marine commando's.Next minute they were doing roly poly's down that hill by the away end.Then a police car went rolling past us with nobody in it!!

Losing 0-4 at home to Hereford United in the Welsh Cup in the mid 1980s, Peter Walker (BBC Sports Reporter) comes down from the raised camera area on the Bob Bank to the crowd with a microphone in hand to ask supporters what they thought of the score. The result was a punch in the face, and he presented the news the following day with a mildly damaged eye!

Watching Wales in Belgium in 1991. We were in a bar full of City fans, there was a TV high up on a shelf showing a porno movie. This lad from Llanrumney climbs up to the TV drops his trousers and starts shaggin the Tele. Funny as fook as the bar owner was trying to pull him down...