XMAS Joke
Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:09 pm
I have bought the wife a false leg for Xmas........................it's not her main present, more of a stocking filler 
Re: XMAS Joke
Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:33 pm
Thank You
a light after 2 weeks from hell
a light after 2 weeks from hell
Re: XMAS Joke
Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:52 pm
My wife said she fancied fur, and wanted to be seen in something long and flowing, so I got her a donkey jacket and chucked her in the Taff.
Re: XMAS Joke
Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:30 pm
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".