Couldnt make it up

With a customer today, a nurse , told me how last week they had a patient with a candle stick holder stuck up his anus, he laughed all the way to operation room for its removal

I would not wax lyrical about that.

Who put it up there.....?? was it an old flame of his ??

People like that get on my wick.

Thanks for shedding a bit more light on this anyway.


ok im off now

The deviant was somewhat assured when the surgeon told him not to worry as he could see light at the end of the tunnel.

His boyfriend has left him........blown him out.

Maybe it was Elton John with a candle in the wind?

He won't be laughing so much now with his arse looking like its been involved in a grenade attack. Hang on a sec - this could explain why Swansealad has been so quiet lately.......

He won't be laughing so much now with his arse looking like its been involved in a grenade attack. Hang on a sec - this could explain why Swansealad has been so quiet lately.......

sadly it wasnt a smile on his face it was the 3 foot candle that was in the candle stick holder at the time that was making him laugh all the way down to theatre...