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Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:14 pm

1 championship title
11 premier league titles
4 champions league titles
6 Fa cups
2 uefa cups
I have many years in the game on football manager, if a painter can get a job how can he overlook this :thumbup:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:31 pm

Can I be a coach? I drove one once :laughing6:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:07 pm

ValeBlue wrote:Can I be a coach? I drove one once :laughing6:

you can be the driver :thumbup:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:21 pm

Well I must stand a chance I almost picked up 3pts earlier in the week - on my driving licence

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:22 pm

Paul Keevil wrote:Well I must stand a chance I almost picked up 3pts earlier in the week - on my driving licence

You along with three others stand a chance :lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:24 pm

Bluebird1977 wrote:
ValeBlue wrote:Can I be a coach? I drove one once :laughing6:

you can be the driver :thumbup:


What about bmgrampy ? :bluescarf:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:30 pm

Xcasual wrote:
Bluebird1977 wrote:
ValeBlue wrote:Can I be a coach? I drove one once :laughing6:

you can be the driver :thumbup:


What about bmgrampy ? :bluescarf:


He can be Director of Football :ayatollah:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:47 pm

eddiep wrote:
Xcasual wrote:
Bluebird1977 wrote:
ValeBlue wrote:Can I be a coach? I drove one once :laughing6:

you can be the driver :thumbup:


What about bmgrampy ? :bluescarf:


He can be Director of Football :ayatollah:



Any room for a physio? I put a plaster on the little one earlier!

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:08 pm

Surely there's a spot of me in head of recruitment ? I would make Moody look like a schoolboy with all the dodgy things I can get up too ? :lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:33 pm

Can i work in the PR dept, I try to put a positive spin on whatever catastrophic decision Tan makes weekly.

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:49 pm

Gavin wrote:Can i work in the PR dept, I try to put a positive spin on whatever catastrophic decision Tan makes weekly.




Mr Tan has decided that we will be wearing roller blades on the pitch as of next week, this will of course help with our counter attacking speed and finishing. Mr Tan had this to say "coupled with the red kit will make us the best team in the england."

Reports that this is utterly retarded are unfounded and false and we invite you to speak with Adam Brown if you don't believe us.

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:53 pm

The Douce wrote:
Gavin wrote:Can i work in the PR dept, I try to put a positive spin on whatever catastrophic decision Tan makes weekly.




Mr Tan has decided that we will be wearing roller blades on the pitch as of next week, this will of course help with our counter attacking speed and finishing. Mr Tan had this to say "coupled with the red kit will make us the best team in the england."

Reports that this is utterly retarded are unfounded and false and we invite you to speak with Adam Brown if you don't believe us.



Hrrremm, speaking on behalf of Cardiff City PR team, please respect the fact that Roller Blades are very much part of Malaysian Culture and this addition to the CCFC kit will boost sales of roller blades in the club shop and it turn will send us rolling back to the Premier League.

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:55 pm

Military Junta wrote:Surely there's a spot of me in head of recruitment ? I would make Moody look like a schoolboy with all the dodgy things I can get up too ? :lol:


You can be the homophobic racist tw*t at the club :ayatollah:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:58 pm

Cardiff Blues wrote:
Military Junta wrote:Surely there's a spot of me in head of recruitment ? I would make Moody look like a schoolboy with all the dodgy things I can get up too ? :lol:


You can be the homophobic racist tw*t at the club :ayatollah:


:lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:14 pm

Gavin wrote:Can i work in the PR dept, I try to put a positive spin on whatever catastrophic decision Tan makes weekly.

:lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:16 pm

Gavin wrote:Can i work in the PR dept, I try to put a positive spin on whatever catastrophic decision Tan makes weekly.



You certainly do Gavin
:lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:18 pm

Can I be your number two
Apparently I always look the other way :lol: :bluescarf:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:20 pm

troobloo3339 wrote:Can I be your number two
Apparently I always look the other way :lol: :bluescarf:

Yes steve sounds good to me we will ban chuckles for you to :laughing6:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:26 pm

And I can recommend annis and Carl as team photographers as that's all they do at away games now :bluescarf: :lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:35 pm

Military Junta wrote:Surely there's a spot of me in head of recruitment ? I would make Moody look like a schoolboy with all the dodgy things I can get up too ? :lol:


Would you still pursue Brett pitman? How much 10 mill? Got to be worth more than acorn

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:39 pm

troobloo3339 wrote:And I can recommend annis and Carl as team photographers as that's all they do at away games now :bluescarf: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:52 pm

troobloo3339 wrote:And I can recommend annis and Carl as team photographers as that's all they do at away games now :bluescarf: :lol:

:thumbup: thats because there so bored of the dribble being served up i guess :bluescarf:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:05 pm

Steve "Troobloo" you can be the match analyst as you seem to see things that NO ONE else does..

Borough game "Cala and Guera played well"... "Whitts was decent"

What planet you on?

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:07 pm

troobloo3339 wrote:And I can recommend annis and Carl as team photographers as that's all they do at away games now :bluescarf: :lol:


Does that make you the mascot? Not watching much of the game and blowing kisses at the fans? ;)

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:12 pm

Gavin wrote:
The Douce wrote:
Gavin wrote:Can i work in the PR dept, I try to put a positive spin on whatever catastrophic decision Tan makes weekly.




Mr Tan has decided that we will be wearing roller blades on the pitch as of next week, this will of course help with our counter attacking speed and finishing. Mr Tan had this to say "coupled with the red kit will make us the best team in the england."

Reports that this is utterly retarded are unfounded and false and we invite you to speak with Adam Brown if you don't believe us.



Hrrremm, speaking on behalf of Cardiff City PR team, please respect the fact that Roller Blades are very much part of Malaysian Culture and this addition to the CCFC kit will boost sales of roller blades in the club shop and it turn will send us rolling back to the Premier League.


The rollerblades will be supplied by our 'in house' Cosway company and may be ready to purchase in time for the 2016/17 season with the 2014/15 season strip!!!

:laughing5: :laughing5: :laughing5: :laughing5: :laughing5:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:25 pm

Oooh, can I be the painter? I heard it's a great way to get straight to head of recruitment (Sorry Military Junta).

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:30 pm

can I be grounds keeper, I will change my name to Willy by deed poll and start speaking with a scottish accent :lol: :lol:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:34 pm

Danny boy what planet you on
Whitts was decent I would not of come out with that blatant a lie :bluescarf: :lol: :wave:

Re: Just Put My CV in to TAN

Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:48 pm

Paul Keevil wrote:Well I must stand a chance I almost picked up 3pts earlier in the week - on my driving licence





Almost is good enough, Paul :thumbup:

(And I bet you were one relieved man! LOL :laughing6: )