Vincent Tan Caption Competition!

I have just put these together using google images and Face In Hole.Can you come up with a caption to go with one of these pictures or perhaps all three?

Picture one

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Picture two

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Picture three

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I would love to hear from Grange End Star on this one! There must be some good ones to go with these!

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Bottom one - Malky asks 'Am I allowed to call this suit of cards 'spades'?

'Cardiff gambling their future in massive managerial fuck-up'

Picture 2 is 'Captured On CCTV - The Moment Vincent Tan's Attempt To Strangle Ian Moody Is Thwarted By Surprise Camera Flash'.

1. What's after disaster? Perhaps the fans will call me calamity tan.
2. From blue to red without consulting the supporters
3. Shit or bust, I will gamble in cards, the same as my football club. Just need a joker to be my next card

No.2 - Tan does Gangnam Style to encourage Psy to sign as manager

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